THE GOONS............. - Page 10

**Greenman** · September 9th, 2018, 02:23 PM

Pull up a chair!

What, what, what, what, what, what!

Do you mind facing west when you do that it gets all over me.

He deaded me my Captain!

**Dr Pepper** · September 9th, 2018, 09:52 PM

Crun: "Min, put the cat out"
Minnie: "why Henryyyy?"
Crun "its on fire"

**Dr Pepper** · September 9th, 2018, 09:56 PM

From 'Fog'

scene: The House of Commons "does the honourable member know this fog is costing Britain millions of pounds each yearh?..."
audible voice off stage: "Well stop buying it then..." chorus of "hear hear"

**Greenman** · September 26th, 2018, 04:53 PM

Major Bloodnok(explosion!!) "oh, oh, oh, oh! Thud me snattocks and fetch me thuns and other time filling in phrases"

**Historian** · September 26th, 2018, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Pepper

Crun: "Min, put the cat out"
Minnie: "why Henryyyy?"
Crun "its on fire"

...and

Minnie: "The cat wants to go out"

Crun: "How do you know?"

Minnie: "He's just put his hat and coat on"

Crun: "Why do we have to have a loony moggie that insists on wearing a hat and coat?. Why can't he be like other cats and just wear a knitted pullover?"

Minnie: "Because the dog's wearing the pullover, you know that"

(The Rent Collectors)

**Mal Hombre** · September 26th, 2018, 07:01 PM

Seagoon:
Gad - race on, steel juggernaut - It's a wonder men can live at this speed.

Grytpype:
Can't we go any faster?

Seagoon:
Faster? Ha ha, you fool, you mad fool, we're doing eight miles an hour now!
The Hastings Flyer-Robbed.

GraemeAU50 · September 26th, 2018, 08:25 PM

So just discovered this thread on here and you've all made me happy thinking back to a time listening to The Goon Show on a Saturday with all the family

**countjimmoriarty** · September 27th, 2018, 01:11 PM

Bluebottle:
Mr Moriarty, would you like a nice long red cigar with a wick in the end?

**Greenman** · September 27th, 2018, 04:26 PM

Bloodnok: Do you know Beethovens fifth motor car?

Seagoon: How does it go?

Bloodnok: Bbbbbrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm pathow!

Seagoon: Beautiful, quite beautiful. Much better than Schuberts horse and cart!

Bloodnok: Yes ( pause for audience reaction) not much of a laugh but there we are!

Proof there that not all their jokes worked.

**Dr Pepper** · September 28th, 2018, 11:08 PM

Bloodnok: Well, I think I’ll say I’m not staying on this ship. I’ve been beaten, flogged, keel-hauled, mutinied, tarred, hung from the yard, lashed to the mast and also an unpleasant incident east of the wind...

Seagoon: but a sailor must expect these things...

Bloodnok: Sailor? I'm a first class passenger...

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September 9th, 2018, 09:52 PM	#92
Dr Pepper Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: NZ Posts: 4,056 Thanks: 70,881 Thanked 41,072 Times in 4,047 Posts	Crun: "Min, put the cat out" Minnie: "why Henryyyy?" Crun "its on fire"

September 9th, 2018, 09:56 PM	#93
Dr Pepper Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: NZ Posts: 4,056 Thanks: 70,881 Thanked 41,072 Times in 4,047 Posts	From 'Fog' scene: The House of Commons "does the honourable member know this fog is costing Britain millions of pounds each yearh?..." audible voice off stage: "Well stop buying it then..." chorus of "hear hear"

September 26th, 2018, 08:25 PM	#97
GraemeAU50 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 111 Thanks: 1,374 Thanked 1,178 Times in 109 Posts	So just discovered this thread on here and you've all made me happy thinking back to a time listening to The Goon Show on a Saturday with all the family

September 27th, 2018, 01:11 PM	#98
countjimmoriarty Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,983 Thanks: 6,385 Thanked 22,672 Times in 2,912 Posts	Bluebottle: Mr Moriarty, would you like a nice long red cigar with a wick in the end?

September 27th, 2018, 04:26 PM	#99
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,589 Times in 19,356 Posts	Bloodnok: Do you know Beethovens fifth motor car? Seagoon: How does it go? Bloodnok: Bbbbbrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm pathow! Seagoon: Beautiful, quite beautiful. Much better than Schuberts horse and cart! Bloodnok: Yes ( pause for audience reaction) not much of a laugh but there we are! Proof there that not all their jokes worked.

September 28th, 2018, 11:08 PM	#100
Dr Pepper Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: NZ Posts: 4,056 Thanks: 70,881 Thanked 41,072 Times in 4,047 Posts	Bloodnok: Well, I think I’ll say I’m not staying on this ship. I’ve been beaten, flogged, keel-hauled, mutinied, tarred, hung from the yard, lashed to the mast and also an unpleasant incident east of the wind... Seagoon: but a sailor must expect these things... Bloodnok: Sailor? I'm a first class passenger...