What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 138

MaxJoker · June 10th, 2018, 02:21 PM

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits

**73north** · June 11th, 2018, 10:49 AM

I managed to get my access to upload images using imagebam -
restored today

I discovered someone using a different IP address ( and living in England )
was linked to me - and I was listed as a illegal uploader !!

I appealed to a website - that deals with this , and proved my IP address was NOT the one , that imagebam , was told was mine - weird

MaxJoker · June 11th, 2018, 03:01 PM

That after more false dawns than I care to remember am actually enthused about a ,

Film

**Jake Gittes** · June 12th, 2018, 10:57 AM

I learned that in Hawaii, women that wear a flower on their right ear mean's that she's available.

If it's on her left ear, stay the hell away, or may the divine forces of nature have mercy on your poor soul.

**bloke57** · June 12th, 2018, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake Gittes

I learned that in Hawaii, women that wear a flower on their right ear mean's that she's available.

If it's on her left ear, stay the hell away, or may the divine forces of nature have mercy on your poor soul.

Be especially wary of a woman with a cauliflower ear.

MaxJoker · June 12th, 2018, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Be especially wary of a woman with a cauliflower ear.

Exactly.
As it`s a clear sign she needs to be told more than once

Some might say

Well what I learned today is beloved V.E.F has turned against me

Maybe it`s something I said

**Oh hi Mark!** · June 14th, 2018, 07:32 AM

I learned what "incels" are. It sounds like a ridiculous concept, people complaining about not being able to get laid. When I first saw the term earlier this week, I thought it meant some prescription drug.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That after more false dawns than I care to remember am actually enthused about a ,

Film

I've only seen the first movie, still need to watch the sequels and Rob Zombie's series. After that trailer, I'm very interested in this. Also, Jamie Lee Curtis, I feel like they aged her, makeup or something. She looks freaking great for her age in my opinion.

**bloke57** · June 14th, 2018, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oh hi Mark!

I learned what "incels" are. It sounds like a ridiculous concept, people complaining about not being able to get laid.

God knows I've tried to be one, but ever since I got a job delivering pizzas and mending washing machines my dream has proved elusive.

Why do so many women sit alone in the kitchen masturbating in just their underwear?

Muggins here always seems to press the doorbell when they are engrossed in an intimate moment.

Of course, they immediately want me join in - and the whole palaver puts me way off schedule.

**Sir Honkers** · June 15th, 2018, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

God knows I've tried to be one, but ever since I got a job delivering pizzas and mending washing machines my dream has proved elusive.

Why do so many women sit alone in the kitchen masturbating in just their underwear?

Muggins here always seems to press the doorbell when they are engrossed in an intimate moment.

Of course, they immediately want me join in - and the whole palaver puts me way off schedule.

So essentially you're saying nothing's changed since I used to deliver the milk.

Estreeter · June 15th, 2018, 11:50 AM

Today I learned ....

You're only as good as your last fuck up

Don't rush that last minute important job just before getting off roster, you won't be going home on time

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73north Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 1,890 Thanks: 16,324 Thanked 39,387 Times in 1,847 Posts	I managed to get my access to upload images using imagebam - restored today I discovered someone using a different IP address ( and living in England ) was linked to me - and I was listed as a illegal uploader !! I appealed to a website - that deals with this , and proved my IP address was NOT the one , that imagebam , was told was mine - weird