Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 386

chromax · September 17th, 2018, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

You may laugh, but one of my gardener colleagues sometimes spoke about the "gay ducks" we have where I live. Normally birds are accompanied by an opposite gender, she said. I couldn't comment, because normally I can't tell bird genders, but ducks are easy, and she was right -- there really did seem to be many same gender duck couples

lagerlout will run for a Nobel in birdgenderology

**ball7** · September 17th, 2018, 08:42 PM

gedly believes homosexuality can be cured by a rump in the hay as long as it contains plenty of anal sex.

**palo5** · September 17th, 2018, 08:54 PM

Estreeter wants anal sex with Ron Jeremy. Both ways

**fatrat1** · September 17th, 2018, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ball7

I will be posting less frequently from October due to going to prison - honestly, everyone of you would have bitchslapped Mal for singing in public.

At least your sex live will be quite active.

**palo5** · September 18th, 2018, 12:12 AM

tmee2000 was born in 2000, so he wasn't a legal viewer on VEF for many years. Who knows what perversities he learned from degenerate people like loosegoose?

**Tmee2020** · September 18th, 2018, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

tmee2000 was born in 2000, so he wasn't a legal viewer on VEF for many years. Who knows what perversities he learned from degenerate people like loosegoose?

When I turned 18 the first thing I did was to go sightseeing to Salisbury Cathedral.

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When Lake Baikal froze over Palo5, on his own initiative, built a rail line all the way across it. When he had finished Stalin ordered him to build another line alongside. When he had finished that, back where he had started, the spring thaw started and he was ordered to dismantle the whole lot.

chromax · September 18th, 2018, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

tmee2000 was born in 2000, so he wasn't a legal viewer on VEF for many years. Who knows what perversities he learned from degenerate people like loosegoose?

loosegoose is silently observing this thread to get inspiration for a thousand painful experiences

chromax · September 18th, 2018, 04:18 AM

loosegoose that perv was once kidnapped by a big muscle man and ordered to blow.
"I won't ever take a knee", he bravely replied. He bent over anyway

**palo5** · September 18th, 2018, 03:34 PM

Chromax is descended from an Aztec executioner

**ball7** · September 18th, 2018, 03:45 PM

I will be sad to see Palo5 go but it is for the best therefor I'm voting Palo5 off the island.

September 17th, 2018, 08:42 PM	#3852
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	gedly believes homosexuality can be cured by a rump in the hay as long as it contains plenty of anal sex.

September 17th, 2018, 08:54 PM	#3853
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter wants anal sex with Ron Jeremy. Both ways

September 18th, 2018, 12:12 AM	#3855
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	tmee2000 was born in 2000, so he wasn't a legal viewer on VEF for many years. Who knows what perversities he learned from degenerate people like loosegoose?

September 18th, 2018, 04:18 AM	#3858
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	loosegoose that perv was once kidnapped by a big muscle man and ordered to blow. "I won't ever take a knee", he bravely replied. He bent over anyway

September 18th, 2018, 03:34 PM	#3859
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Chromax is descended from an Aztec executioner

September 18th, 2018, 03:45 PM	#3860
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	I will be sad to see Palo5 go but it is for the best therefor I'm voting Palo5 off the island.