Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 349

MaxJoker · March 25th, 2015, 05:08 PM

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

~ Oscar Wilde

First the doctor told me the good news ..I was going to have an incurable brutally painful disease named after me.

~ Steve Martin

I could squash you like a bug right now .

~ Green Goblin

canisee · March 27th, 2015, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women, and I hope I never get into that.

~ Bill Clinton

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he`d roll over in his grave.

~ Gerald Ford

You`re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

~ Robin Williams

Excellent!!!!
Are all presidents as "smart" as Gerald Ford ?

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2015, 05:11 PM

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

~ Mark Twain

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

~ Douglas Adams

60% of the time, it works every time.

~ Brian Fantana

**Mal Hombre** · April 5th, 2015, 09:46 AM

**blondifan** · April 7th, 2015, 08:04 PM

1."Let me give you a tug. I am fast"

2. "You row row row while I blow blow blow"

1. Nessie (the Lock Ness Monster) to a Claymation Bert and Ernie.
2. Bert to Ernie in same story.

3. Don't 'mod' with Sesame Street on in the background.

**retroanalyst** · April 7th, 2015, 08:57 PM

From the movie The Baltimore Bullet:
"I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OewATMLOQxY&t=46s

**rotobott** · April 7th, 2015, 09:16 PM

Paddington

Fu###ng pigeons

Just jesting

**tsunamiSD** · April 7th, 2015, 11:41 PM

**tsunamiSD** · April 10th, 2015, 12:09 AM

**tsunamiSD** · April 11th, 2015, 10:12 PM

But after checking on line today, apparently it really did originate here:

March 25th, 2015, 05:08 PM	#3481
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. ~ Oscar Wilde First the doctor told me the good news ..I was going to have an incurable brutally painful disease named after me. ~ Steve Martin I could squash you like a bug right now . ~ Green Goblin __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 1st, 2015, 05:11 PM	#3483
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~ Mark Twain He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. ~ Douglas Adams 60% of the time, it works every time. ~ Brian Fantana __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 5th, 2015, 09:46 AM	#3484
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,753 Times in 57,565 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 7th, 2015, 08:57 PM	#3486
retroanalyst in memoriam Max Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 3,586 Thanks: 121,989 Thanked 47,462 Times in 3,337 Posts	From the movie The Baltimore Bullet: "I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OewATMLOQxY&t=46s __________________ Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

April 7th, 2015, 09:16 PM	#3487
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,782 Thanked 634,608 Times in 31,427 Posts	Paddington Fu###ng pigeons Just jesting Last edited by rotobott; April 8th, 2015 at 07:26 PM..

April 7th, 2015, 08:04 PM	#3485
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	1."Let me give you a tug. I am fast" 2. "You row row row while I blow blow blow" 1. Nessie (the Lock Ness Monster) to a Claymation Bert and Ernie. 2. Bert to Ernie in same story. 3. Don't 'mod' with Sesame Street on in the background.

April 7th, 2015, 11:41 PM	#3488
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,024 Thanks: 633,281 Thanked 640,295 Times in 53,106 Posts	A Man Must.... Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 25th, 2017 at 02:33 PM..

April 10th, 2015, 12:09 AM	#3489
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,024 Thanks: 633,281 Thanked 640,295 Times in 53,106 Posts	Because you're still asking... Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 25th, 2017 at 02:32 PM..

April 11th, 2015, 10:12 PM	#3490
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,024 Thanks: 633,281 Thanked 640,295 Times in 53,106 Posts	I thought this was by Sun Tzu... But after checking on line today, apparently it really did originate here: Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 25th, 2017 at 02:29 PM..

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode