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Old June 1st, 2016, 01:35 AM   #2241
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Hey asshole hurry up and take the picture
this frigging car is getting heavy!
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Old June 1st, 2016, 08:30 PM   #2242
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Virginia has found a much more effective and
pleasurable way of polishing the banister.
Might want to keep an eye out for splinters though...
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Old June 1st, 2016, 10:01 PM   #2243
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In retrospect, Jilson wished he'd have been clearer when he asked the genie in the lamp for a little head.
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In retrospect, Jilson wished he'd have been clearer when he asked the genie in the lamp for a little head.
I was thinking about making a joke about Brazil, but I won't...
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This is the case for the CSI team
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Old June 5th, 2016, 09:04 PM   #2248
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Shit happens ... literally.
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Von held a dirty protest, over his illegal incarceration in the play pen.

But then he needed a nap
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Giles resented his mates calling him "Zika Head."




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