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Old May 28th, 2016, 11:39 AM   #2231
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Pussy juice on tap! .
Cheers and bottoms up!
I said room temperature, not womb temperature
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Don't forget to pull the handbrake!...and turn on wipers too
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When Estreeter travels home, after a long night modding, one can only imagine the dreams he must have

That's the last time that I drink with Max Joker.
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After his first colonoscopy, Von knew he better prepare his toilet before prepping himself for his second.
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Hank! We know damn well it was your chicken. We have concrete proof!
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Hank! We know damn well it was your chicken. We have concrete proof!
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was being chased by an irate plasterer!
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Introducing the portable dutch oven.
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Introducing the portable dutch oven.
Just our luck, the last pic in the camera and along comes this perverted crotch-licking bimbo and her boyfriend to ruin our lovely background setting! I'm sure glad that we blocked out our eyes so that no one will recognize us.
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Virginia has found a much more effective and
pleasurable way of polishing the banister.
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