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Old April 19th, 2016, 09:49 PM   #2111
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A chair? I don't need a chair. I hover on my own farts.
This is in fact the first known image of Max editing the she/male thread circa 1800, the chair has been removed due to heavy soiling

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It has been 6 months since his sex change operation and "Roberta" is
still having difficulty readjusting to the Rest Room thing!
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The things some girls must do to sell magazine subscriptions!
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Grandma could not restrain her overjoy when seeing her grandson
for the first time at the family's 25-year reunion party!
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Simon's custom made hood ornament was larger than expected and impaired his driving so an alternate solution was found.
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Hadjip was gonna make damned sure he left the bank with a personal loan.
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Hadjip being a law abiding citizen made sure to remove his cigarettes and mobile phone before entering the bank with his handgun loaded with hollow point ammunition. He now knew that coming to America was the right decision
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Hadjip is armed because he dont want to be robbed in bank ...lol
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Sheila would stop at nothing to win at the bingo...
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