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Old August 21st, 2016, 01:02 PM   #2441
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Hillary proves her mouth opens just as wide as Monica's
But evidently not for Bill.
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If Hillary becomes President I hope her interns are better than mine were. They sucked!
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That's right Bill keep smiling, what could go wrong.

By the way I had a weird dream, something about being famous without even showing the puppies

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I have 4 years of free time cumming up
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Old August 23rd, 2016, 11:55 AM   #2445
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She's actually charging the batteries in her Walkman.
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She's actually charging the batteries in her Walkman.
Poor batteries
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Yes I know, how stupid of me. I should have had Monica
blowing my sax instead of me ...
Much less enjoyable, but far more safer and wiser in the long run!
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I was just playing the star spangled banner on my sax, reflecting on the 20 years of grief I've been getting from the wife.

Then it suddenly hit me in a few months she could be president, in charge of the CIA, black ops and secret death squads.

Thank god it could soon be over
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This is our secret, hubby must never know
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