Never have I ever - Page 12

**bloke57** · October 31st, 2016, 11:42 AM

...had a nosebleed.

...broken a bone

...lost a tooth

So why am I falling apart now?

**trailmaster** · October 31st, 2016, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

...had a nosebleed.

...broken a bone

...lost a tooth

So why am I falling apart now?

Because you must be an old buzzard like me!!

MaxJoker · October 31st, 2016, 04:06 PM

Forgotten to double dip ,

Gotten a fat lip ,

Stopped causing authorities jip ,

**AmateurEmale** · October 31st, 2016, 04:24 PM

Never have I ever been paid over $15 an hour for freelance design work, nor over $12.50 an hour for corporations that have provided most of my earnings in life.

Never have I ever gone to graduate school.

Never have I ever shopped at certain stores, ranging from Kmart (downscale) to Nordstrom (upscale)... [I don't know if our European friends have heard of these stores.]

Never have I ever done time travel, yet.

Never have I ever completed my collection of hard rock and glam metal from the '80s.

Never have I ever played my iPod Nano in the car, because I just got the iPod and don't presently have an MP3 cable.

Never have I ever understood how people can live on a vegan diet, unless they take tons of drugs and supplements to stay healthy, and still look wizened or emaciated, as if they were a concentration camp survivor of the 1940s.

**trailmaster** · October 31st, 2016, 09:11 PM

Never have I ever been bitten by a fish when swimming in the lake

Never have I ever bumped my arms on the edge of a swimming pool while doing the backstroke

Never have I ever fallen down a hill while hiking up it

Never have I ever fallen through the ice by walking on a frozen pond (not yet)

**trailmaster** · November 1st, 2016, 10:53 AM

Never have I ever failed to pay a parking ticket

Never have I ever left my home withour my wallet and id

Never have I ever left my home without having at least one hundred dollars in my wallet

Never have I ever run completely out of bottled water at home

Never have I ever run completely out of bread at home

Estreeter · November 1st, 2016, 12:47 PM

Never did I ever......

Change my own nappies

MaxJoker · November 1st, 2016, 01:05 PM

Not thought all politicians with V.E.F members should be replaced ,

Fallen into toxic waste ,

Perfected the art of copy and paste ,

**bloke57** · November 1st, 2016, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Fallen into toxic waste

Shame! We could do with a new superhero.

Never have I ever...you know...prematurely...

**rosestone** · November 1st, 2016, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Shame! We could do with a new superhero.

Never have I ever...you know...prematurely...

"I don't believe in premature (you know). Whenever I (you know) it's always right on time. Women complain, and I always say, don't be mad at me baby, just because I have different goals than you. "
- Dave Chappelle.

October 31st, 2016, 11:42 AM	#111
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October 31st, 2016, 04:06 PM	#113
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November 1st, 2016, 12:47 PM	#117
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	Never did I ever...... Change my own nappies __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 31st, 2016, 04:24 PM	#114
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Never have I ever been paid over $15 an hour for freelance design work, nor over $12.50 an hour for corporations that have provided most of my earnings in life. Never have I ever gone to graduate school. Never have I ever shopped at certain stores, ranging from Kmart (downscale) to Nordstrom (upscale)... [I don't know if our European friends have heard of these stores.] Never have I ever done *time travel, yet. Never have I ever completed my collection of hard rock and glam metal from the '80s. Never have I ever played my iPod Nano in the car, because I just got the iPod and don't presently have an MP3 cable. Never have I ever understood how people can live on a vegan* diet, unless they take tons of drugs and supplements to stay healthy, and still look wizened or emaciated, as if they were a concentration camp survivor of the 1940s.

October 31st, 2016, 09:11 PM	#115
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Never have I ever been bitten by a fish when swimming in the lake Never have I ever bumped my arms on the edge of a swimming pool while doing the backstroke Never have I ever fallen down a hill while hiking up it Never have I ever fallen through the ice by walking on a frozen pond (not yet)

November 1st, 2016, 10:53 AM	#116
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Never have I ever failed to pay a parking ticket Never have I ever left my home withour my wallet and id Never have I ever left my home without having at least one hundred dollars in my wallet Never have I ever run completely out of bottled water at home Never have I ever run completely out of bread at home