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I`ll quit painfully rhyming soon I promise , or my names not Blundering Bastard Boris
Forgotten to double dip ,
Gotten a fat lip , Stopped causing authorities jip ,
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Never have I ever been paid over $15 an hour for freelance design work, nor over $12.50 an hour for corporations that have provided most of my earnings in life.
Never have I ever gone to graduate school. Never have I ever shopped at certain stores, ranging from Kmart (downscale) to Nordstrom (upscale)... [I don't know if our European friends have heard of these stores.] Never have I ever done time travel, yet. Never have I ever completed my collection of hard rock and glam metal from the '80s. Never have I ever played my iPod Nano in the car, because I just got the iPod and don't presently have an MP3 cable. Never have I ever understood how people can live on a vegan diet, unless they take tons of drugs and supplements to stay healthy, and still look wizened or emaciated, as if they were a concentration camp survivor of the 1940s. |
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Never have I ever been bitten by a fish when swimming in the lake
Never have I ever bumped my arms on the edge of a swimming pool while doing the backstroke Never have I ever fallen down a hill while hiking up it Never have I ever fallen through the ice by walking on a frozen pond (not yet) |
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Never have I ever failed to pay a parking ticket
Never have I ever left my home withour my wallet and id Never have I ever left my home without having at least one hundred dollars in my wallet Never have I ever run completely out of bottled water at home Never have I ever run completely out of bread at home |
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Never did I ever......
Change my own nappies
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Not thought all politicians with V.E.F members should be replaced ,
Fallen into toxic waste , Perfected the art of copy and paste ,
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