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Old July 27th, 2018, 06:01 AM   #791
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Would You Like a Snack?


Snack.

Snack!
A real slap on her goony ass
Helps you sleep
Don' it? Don' it?
It helps you sleep.
I'd better eat
I'd better eat
Five year plans are . . . hard to sit through
Do you like me in five? Or 3/4?
Five makes you clap off! Clap off!
Clap off, clap off, clap off, clap off, clap off
Oooh, clap off
I make buns, um, cuz I have trouble
Exploding by myself.
Snacks!
Snacks.
A real slap on a groovy ass
helps you sleep
Bet you eat her figs this week
Bet you eat her figs this week
Would you like a snack?
Get her flat on her back like that,
She leaves in the middle of the program.
Get her back like that and give her a SNACK!
Help a bleeder
Give her a snack
Get her flat on her back, and help a bleeder
And give her a snack
Fill it up, boy, fill it up
SNACKS!
Snack!
I make buns because I have a snack problem.
When my B-cup leaks, I have a SNACK!
Get her flat on back like that,
Give her a snack.
And she leaves in the middle of the program
And she leaves, and she leaves, and she leaves
She leaves you sitting there with
Nothing but a snack!
To keep you from eating cupcakes?
When are the cupcakes?
Would you like a snack?
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Old July 27th, 2018, 03:09 PM   #792
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Putting Out The Fire

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon

Well, it's been so long
And I've been putting out fire with gasoline

See these eyes so red
Red like jungle burning bright
Those who feel me near
Pull the blinds and change their minds

It's been so long

Still this pulsing night
A plague I call a heartbeat
Just be still with me
But you wouldn't believe what I've been through

You've been so long
Well it's been so long
I've been putting out fire with gasoline
Putting out fire with gasoline

See these tears so blue
An ageless heart that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgement made can never bend

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Just be still with me
You wouldn't believe what I've been through

Well, you've been so long
That's been so long
And I've been putting out fire with gasoline
Putting out fire with gasoline

Putting out fire
I've been putting out fire

Well, it's been so long, so long, so long
Yes it's been so long, so long, so long
I've been putting out fire
Been so long, so long, so long
Well I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
And I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
And I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
Putting out fire
Been so long so long so long

It's been so long
Been so long so long so long
It's been so long
Been so long so long so long
Well, I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
Well, I've been putting out fire
Been so long so long so long
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Old July 27th, 2018, 11:28 PM   #793
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Sitting on the couch, some of my favourite music playing, after a really nice night with Herself. Feeling pretty happy with life.


Queen's You're My Best Friend is how I feel. I know it's soppy. I don't care. I'm happy.



Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooh you make me live now honey
Ooh you make me live


Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend


Ooh you make me live


Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend


Ooh you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooh you make me live now honey
Ooh you make me live



You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
Ooh you're my best friend


Ooh you make me live


I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh you're my best friend
Ooh you make me live
You're my best friend
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Old July 28th, 2018, 07:15 AM   #794
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Get Down Saturday Night - Oliver Cheatham

Get down, it's saturday night.
Saturday night, saturday night.
Get down, it's saturday night
Saturday night, saturday night.
Saturday morning,
Friday's enemy
Housework is calling,
But where to begin
Kids are out of school,
Trying to find a friend
Everybody's busy,
Can't wait for the night to begin
You work all week long,
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays' enemy,
I can't wait for saturday to begin!
Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
(Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright)
Make love until the morning come
I love to party, everybody does.
You can't wait for the weekend no no
See what you get into
But you've got to get down down down down
Even if you stay at home
Make love and listen to the music
You've got to let yourself go go go go go, girl
You work all week long,
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays' enemy, yeah.
I can't wait for saturday to begin!
Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
(Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright)
Make love until the morning come
In New York, in Detroit
Yeah Yeah.
In New York, in Detroit
Even in L.A.
I can't wait for saturday to begin
You work all week long,
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays' enemy,
I can't wait for saturday to begin!
Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
(Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright)
Make love until the morning come
Some like the party, some like the dance
Some like to make romance
Some like to smoke, some like to joke
Some like to drink, some like to think
Some is on the blink
Me, my baby and me, yeah.
You work all week long,
You work the fingers to the bone
Fridays' enemy,
I can't wait for saturday to begin!
Get down, get down, get down and spend the night.
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Old July 28th, 2018, 09:45 AM   #795
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Big Grin Spied an Ex GF in pub in Geelong today, this is what she would have sung to me, if she cared enough.... I think every Ex GF feels the same

Idiot

Please remember me forever
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
I'm gonna tell you what I think about you in that unforgivable way I do
You're an idiot
And I hate your guts
I guess I'm about as happy for you as I would be a cockroach in my food
I know it's terrible
I really hate you though
Do you have your fairytale life
Or are you dancing to the white trash [trance]
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
Leave
I had to bullet love
Ooh, I hated your guts
And I heard the opposite of love isn't hate
It's indifference
But I can't relate
It's not good enough
'Cause I hate your guts
Did you sell your mediocre mind
You had to find out why you're better off with broader lines
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants you to go to hell
You're in me, you're boring
Oh, did you hear me snoring?
I don't mutilate myself when I talk to you
So tell me how did I hope you could tell that I'm no one's pearl
You can have em, go to hell
You're gonna die on us
They're gonna hate your guts
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants you to go to hell
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants you to go to hell


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Old July 30th, 2018, 04:13 PM   #796
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Intergalactic

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension

Well, now, don't you tell me to smile
You stick around, I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style, profile

I said it always brings me back when I hear, "ooh child"
From The Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon 'til the very last mile

Well, if you battle me, I will revile
People always saying my style is wild
You've got gall, you've got guile (guile)
To step to me, I’m a rapophile

If you wanna battle, you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead; put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic

Jazz and AWOL, that's our team
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream

Well, I gotta keep it going, keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour; too nice to be mean
Well, on the tough guy style, I'm not too keen
Trying to change the world, I will plot and scheme

Mario C likes to keep it clean (clean)
Goin' to shine like a sunbeam
Keep on rapping, cause that's my dream
Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes

Now when it comes to envy, ya'll is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine ('tine)
Another dimension, new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic

We're from the family tree of old school hip-hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
'Cause the music is live, like an electric shock

I am known to do the wop (wop)
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop (crop)
Beat-see Boys known to let the beat
"MMM, D-r-r-rop!"
Do it

Now when I wrote graffiti, my name was Slop
If my rap's soup, my beats is stock
Step from the table when I start to chop
I'm the lumberjack, DJ Adrock

If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension

Do it
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The Jesus And Mary Chain - Happy When It Rains (Official Video)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4


The title is great and fills my mood. It is so hot here under the roof, I want lesser degrees.....

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Wink Just stumbled across yet another post that Saint Greenman has thunked , Bah I don't like seeing such unnatural happenings that`s why declaring

If it happens again I'm leaving

I'll pack my things and go
If it happens again
There'll be no looking back
And I won't say I told you so
I won't say I told you so

You did what you were told
And you took the strain
Been left out in the cold
Got yourself to blame
But believe me
If it happens again I'm leaving
If it stays the same I'm gone
When you're stabbed in the back
And there's salt in the wound
Then it's time to move along

If it happens again I'm leaving
I'll pack my things and go
If it happens again
There'll be no looking back
And I won't say I told you so
I won't say I told you so

No more spanners in the works
All the works been done
Had your face rubbed in the dirt
On show for every one
But believe me
If it happens again I'm leaving
If it stays the same I'm gone
When compromise is the song that you sing
It's been going on too long

If it happens again I'm leaving
I'll pack my things and go
If it happens again
There'll be no looking back
And I won't say I told you so
I won't say I told you so

If it happens again I'm leaving
I'll pack my things and go
If it happens again
There'll be no looking back
And I won't say I told you so
I won't say I told you so
If it happens again I'm leaving
I'll pack my things and go
If it happens again
There'll be no looking back
And I won't say I told you so
I won't say I told you so
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Not that i really hate this season. But every year i´m glad when it´s over again
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