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July 27th, 2018, 06:01 AM | #791 |
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Would You Like a Snack?
Snack. Snack! A real slap on her goony ass Helps you sleep Don' it? Don' it? It helps you sleep. I'd better eat I'd better eat Five year plans are . . . hard to sit through Do you like me in five? Or 3/4? Five makes you clap off! Clap off! Clap off, clap off, clap off, clap off, clap off Oooh, clap off I make buns, um, cuz I have trouble Exploding by myself. Snacks! Snacks. A real slap on a groovy ass helps you sleep Bet you eat her figs this week Bet you eat her figs this week Would you like a snack? Get her flat on her back like that, She leaves in the middle of the program. Get her back like that and give her a SNACK! Help a bleeder Give her a snack Get her flat on her back, and help a bleeder And give her a snack Fill it up, boy, fill it up SNACKS! Snack! I make buns because I have a snack problem. When my B-cup leaks, I have a SNACK! Get her flat on back like that, Give her a snack. And she leaves in the middle of the program And she leaves, and she leaves, and she leaves She leaves you sitting there with Nothing but a snack! To keep you from eating cupcakes? When are the cupcakes? Would you like a snack? |
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July 27th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #792 |
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Putting Out The Fire
See these eyes so green I can stare for a thousand years Colder than the moon Well, it's been so long And I've been putting out fire with gasoline See these eyes so red Red like jungle burning bright Those who feel me near Pull the blinds and change their minds It's been so long Still this pulsing night A plague I call a heartbeat Just be still with me But you wouldn't believe what I've been through You've been so long Well it's been so long I've been putting out fire with gasoline Putting out fire with gasoline See these tears so blue An ageless heart that can never mend These tears can never dry A judgement made can never bend See these eyes so green I can stare for a thousand years Just be still with me You wouldn't believe what I've been through Well, you've been so long That's been so long And I've been putting out fire with gasoline Putting out fire with gasoline Putting out fire I've been putting out fire Well, it's been so long, so long, so long Yes it's been so long, so long, so long I've been putting out fire Been so long, so long, so long Well I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long And I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long And I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long Putting out fire Been so long so long so long It's been so long Been so long so long so long It's been so long Been so long so long so long Well, I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long Well, I've been putting out fire Been so long so long so long
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July 27th, 2018, 11:28 PM | #793 |
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Sitting on the couch, some of my favourite music playing, after a really nice night with Herself. Feeling pretty happy with life.
Queen's You're My Best Friend is how I feel. I know it's soppy. I don't care. I'm happy. Ooh you make me live Whatever this world can give to me It's you you're all I see Ooh you make me live now honey Ooh you make me live Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had I've been with you such a long time You're my sunshine and I want you to know That my feelings are true I really love you Oh you're my best friend Ooh you make me live Ooh I've been wandering round But I still come back to you In rain or shine You've stood by me girl I'm happy at home You're my best friend Ooh you make me live Whenever this world is cruel to me I got you to help me forgive Ooh you make me live now honey Ooh you make me live You're the first one When things turn out bad You know I'll never be lonely You're my only one And I love the things I really love the things that you do Ooh you're my best friend Ooh you make me live I'm happy at home You're my best friend Oh you're my best friend Ooh you make me live You're my best friend |
July 28th, 2018, 07:15 AM | #794 |
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Get Down Saturday Night - Oliver Cheatham
Get down, it's saturday night. Saturday night, saturday night. Get down, it's saturday night Saturday night, saturday night. Saturday morning, Friday's enemy Housework is calling, But where to begin Kids are out of school, Trying to find a friend Everybody's busy, Can't wait for the night to begin You work all week long, You work your fingers to the bone Fridays' enemy, I can't wait for saturday to begin! Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun (Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright) Make love until the morning come I love to party, everybody does. You can't wait for the weekend no no See what you get into But you've got to get down down down down Even if you stay at home Make love and listen to the music You've got to let yourself go go go go go, girl You work all week long, You work your fingers to the bone Fridays' enemy, yeah. I can't wait for saturday to begin! Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun (Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright) Make love until the morning come In New York, in Detroit Yeah Yeah. In New York, in Detroit Even in L.A. I can't wait for saturday to begin You work all week long, You work your fingers to the bone Fridays' enemy, I can't wait for saturday to begin! Gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun (Get down it's saturday night, gonna be alright) Make love until the morning come Some like the party, some like the dance Some like to make romance Some like to smoke, some like to joke Some like to drink, some like to think Some is on the blink Me, my baby and me, yeah. You work all week long, You work the fingers to the bone Fridays' enemy, I can't wait for saturday to begin! Get down, get down, get down and spend the night.
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July 28th, 2018, 09:45 AM | #795 |
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Spied an Ex GF in pub in Geelong today, this is what she would have sung to me, if she cared enough.... I think every Ex GF feels the same
Idiot
Please remember me forever Believe in me as someone Who's never gonna wish you well I'm gonna tell you what I think about you in that unforgivable way I do You're an idiot And I hate your guts I guess I'm about as happy for you as I would be a cockroach in my food I know it's terrible I really hate you though Do you have your fairytale life Or are you dancing to the white trash [trance] Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who's never gonna wish you well Leave I had to bullet love Ooh, I hated your guts And I heard the opposite of love isn't hate It's indifference But I can't relate It's not good enough 'Cause I hate your guts Did you sell your mediocre mind You had to find out why you're better off with broader lines Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who's never gonna wish you well Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who wants you to go to hell You're in me, you're boring Oh, did you hear me snoring? I don't mutilate myself when I talk to you So tell me how did I hope you could tell that I'm no one's pearl You can have em, go to hell You're gonna die on us They're gonna hate your guts Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who's never gonna wish you well Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who wants you to go to hell Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who's never gonna wish you well Oh please remember me Believe in me as someone Who wants you to go to hell
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July 30th, 2018, 04:13 PM | #796 |
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FEHLFARBEN(erroneous colors) - Paul ist tot(Paul is dead)
Fehlfarben - Paul ist tot ( 1980)
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July 31st, 2018, 04:18 PM | #797 |
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Intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Well, now, don't you tell me to smile You stick around, I'll make it worth your while Got numbers beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because I'm so versatile Style, profile I said it always brings me back when I hear, "ooh child" From The Hudson River out to the Nile I run the marathon 'til the very last mile Well, if you battle me, I will revile People always saying my style is wild You've got gall, you've got guile (guile) To step to me, I’m a rapophile If you wanna battle, you're in denial Coming from Uranus to check my style Go ahead; put my rhymes on trial Cast you off into exile Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Jazz and AWOL, that's our team Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend I like my sugar with coffee and cream Well, I gotta keep it going, keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour; too nice to be mean Well, on the tough guy style, I'm not too keen Trying to change the world, I will plot and scheme Mario C likes to keep it clean (clean) Goin' to shine like a sunbeam Keep on rapping, cause that's my dream Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes Now when it comes to envy, ya'll is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine ('tine) Another dimension, new galaxy Intergalactic planetary Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic We're from the family tree of old school hip-hop Kick off your shoes and relax your socks The rhymes will spread just like a pox 'Cause the music is live, like an electric shock I am known to do the wop (wop) Also known for the Flintstone Flop Tammy D getting biz on the crop (crop) Beat-see Boys known to let the beat "MMM, D-r-r-rop!" Do it Now when I wrote graffiti, my name was Slop If my rap's soup, my beats is stock Step from the table when I start to chop I'm the lumberjack, DJ Adrock If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Do it
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July 31st, 2018, 07:25 PM | #798 |
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The Jesus And Mary Chain - Happy When It Rains (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4 The title is great and fills my mood. It is so hot here under the roof, I want lesser degrees.....
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August 1st, 2018, 01:43 PM | #799 |
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Just stumbled across yet another post that Saint Greenman has thunked , Bah I don't like seeing such unnatural happenings that`s why declaring
If it happens again I'm leaving
I'll pack my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so You did what you were told And you took the strain Been left out in the cold Got yourself to blame But believe me If it happens again I'm leaving If it stays the same I'm gone When you're stabbed in the back And there's salt in the wound Then it's time to move along If it happens again I'm leaving I'll pack my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so No more spanners in the works All the works been done Had your face rubbed in the dirt On show for every one But believe me If it happens again I'm leaving If it stays the same I'm gone When compromise is the song that you sing It's been going on too long If it happens again I'm leaving I'll pack my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so If it happens again I'm leaving I'll pack my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so If it happens again I'm leaving I'll pack my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so
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