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Old October 20th, 2017, 07:48 PM   #231
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A. Nope, still taste of wood sap

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Old October 23rd, 2017, 02:07 AM   #233
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A: Yes. It's called Schizophrenia...or at least that's what two of my other personalities tell me.
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A. Do what the tobacco industry does - pay scientists to lie and/or skew the data.

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A: Sure, but it'll cost you.

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A. She's sunbathing on the Californian coast

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A. 9

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