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Old September 3rd, 2017, 12:45 PM   #341
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The first thing you learn in the Kinder Garden is to stab someone
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Exclamation My neighbourhood is so rough that...........

The local shop only sells petrol , matches and razor wire
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I went in a convenience store
You should visit our local 7/11

You get 7 to 11 years of solitary confinement
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In my neighbourhood a date is only succesful if you manage to kiss, fondle and rape on your first date.
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that babies are born wearing bulletproof vests
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
the lawns use pepper spray instead of water for their lawns

My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
I gotta wear a bullet proof vest to mow my lawn.
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The limit on garbage day is three trussed-up corpses to be put out for collection.
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