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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
The local shop only sells petrol , matches and razor wire
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You should visit our local 7/11
You get 7 to 11 years of solitary confinement
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In my neighbourhood a date is only succesful if you manage to kiss, fondle and rape on your first date.
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....That Navy Seals needs bodyguards
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that babies are born wearing bulletproof vests
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My neighbourhood is so rough that........... the lawns use pepper spray instead of water for their lawns My neighbourhood is so rough that........... I gotta wear a bullet proof vest to mow my lawn.
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That the bus has been replaced by a tiger tank
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two year-olds are taught first aid
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