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Old September 22nd, 2017, 06:57 PM   #91
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Q. What exactly did Yankee Doodle call Macaroni?
A. Yankee Noodle aka Macaroni was an Italian chef

Q. Life on the mars, possible?
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Q. Life on the mars, possible?
A. No there will not be a third season

Q How old is "I'm too old to sit and watch a whole series, so-called box set, for hours on end."
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Q. Who'll Stop the Rain?
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A: A bunch of anti-monarchial revolutionaries. Oh, sorry, wrong reign.

Q: With all things being even, what would mountianeers do instead?
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Q. Why does the countryside scare some people ?
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A. There will always be an England - but never another football champion.

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