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Never ask a woman directions | 15 | 4.44% | |
To always check for toilet paper before sitting | 19 | 5.62% | |
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room | 53 | 15.68% | |
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea | 17 | 5.03% | |
The lottery numbers of every single draw | 47 | 13.91% | |
That he`s really his own sister | 19 | 5.62% | |
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight | 64 | 18.93% | |
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue | 67 | 19.82% | |
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself | 37 | 10.95% | |
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July 8th, 2017, 04:02 PM | #221 |
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July 8th, 2017, 04:08 PM | #222 |
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July 8th, 2017, 10:31 PM | #223 |
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Put something into your superannuation on a regular basis and keep up your health insurance. Because one day you'll be ever so grateful I gave you that advice.
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July 9th, 2017, 12:09 AM | #224 |
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Go easy on the booze and drugs.
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July 9th, 2017, 01:33 AM | #225 |
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from all the rest.
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July 9th, 2017, 09:58 AM | #226 |
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Adage never fails.
Whenever you encounter a man called "Robin" he will be a c*nt.
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July 9th, 2017, 10:19 AM | #227 |
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don't bother getting married
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July 9th, 2017, 10:29 AM | #228 |
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Don't smoke cigarettes. That costs a fortune and only bring troubles.
Don't drink alcohol, if you think to drive. In one minute you can lose everything.... Don't drive too fast on the street, if you want to drive fast, rent a professional go-kart on a circuit. That's fun and that will kick your ass more than a Ferrari. Don't make children to a woman who tells you that if you don't make with her now, she will quit you. Make only children if you really want to get ones. And don't make children because your couple doesn't work well. Clean your asshole with water and not with paper. Brush your teeth everyday... Dental problems cost a fortune. Always wear a condom with the experience of one night. If don't get one, ask for a blowjob. Don't lick pussies and anus. Don't introduce yourself into fights. Let jerks doing this. You never know what will happen. Do not forget that tatooes ALWAYS look horrible with the time and cost a fortune to be deleted. Be spiritual instead of materialistic. Sooner or later you will be the slave of materialism. Don't forget my son... health is the best gift in your life. Don't stupidly destroy it. |
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July 9th, 2017, 10:35 AM | #229 |
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What about a wet rag Does that have any benefits or drawbacks
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July 9th, 2017, 10:53 AM | #230 |
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Listen... I tried but I was not convinced.
IMO, the best, you pass one (or two times) the paper, then you took the head of your shower and clean your hole with high pressure. Then you take a second piece of paper and dry your ass. Since I practice like that... never had any trouble with my asshole. I feel free and light like a bird. |
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