Women you almost asked out but didn`t , erm because ???

[MaxJoker]

Yeah yeah yeah , first off the bat let's have no time wasting single name posts ok . Because this isn't a thread for you to increase your tally you mad freaks , this is a place of solemn contemplation about loves lost

Alright , leg overs lost


So no fanciful posts along the lines of 2pm November 26th last year , and how you were face to face with Jennifer Anniston who obviously wanted it and if only you`d said a few words you both could have been doing the horizontal hustle by 5pm that afternoon

As that`s my story

Actually i`ll give my latest missed chance. Which is only a few hours old and concerns me and an astonishingly gorgeous Indian early 20 something Tesco counter girl. When i say gorgeous i mean it. She has an incredible face . Dazzling perfect teeth , a darker than night thick water fall of cascading long hair and and and - Pauses to pat corners of mouth -. Well she looked gooooood . What's more i`m pretty sure she liked me (Then what`s not to like ?).

The moment was there , she had no copper for change and wondered if i would wave the three pence ( I said for her i`d wave anything ). The moment was there i tell you ,when i could have inquired about her eating arrangements for the night , but , i didn't

For a few reasons

1- What say we really did hit it off ?. Indian families are the worst for being huge and controlling , and hers sure as hell wouldn't have taken to me .
2- Gorgeous Indian girls eventually turn into their mothers , ie Captain Cavemaaaaaaan !
3 - I already have a GF , which is a bit of a drawback granted .

All valid reasons i`m sure you'll agree

Still have a twinge of regret just the same .

So that's me started the ball rolling , anyone else got a missed chance to share with the crew .

Go on let us in and i promise apart from the laughing we'll also go " Boo Hoo "

[flake56]

all of my wives objected at the same time. strange way to act wouldn't you say. anyway, it is now down to one and she would still object.

[billybunter]

I still see a well fit girl once or twice a week in the pub. We fornicated a few times years ago. She gives me the horn to this day. I often wake up with a dent in the mattress thinking of her. Of course she who must be obeyed puts it down to midlife crisis and a big porn stash. And when I say well fit I mean it. Maybe that's why i'm depressed

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by flake56

It is now down to one and she would still object.

Gag doesn`t fit her mouth properly eh , i fully sympathize

[Johnny Bravo]

I was head over heels with a girl for two years at school, but never asked her out because she was out of my league and I never had any money to take her anywhere anyway, so nothing happened even though SHE asked ME out once. I was too skint to go to the fair with her, so made a self-deprecating joke about something or other that she didn't think was funny. She had a lovely big arse and wore a pencil skirt to school, tight and grey.... we hung out together during exams, when we had free time. Went to the park and stuff like that and on a school trip to York, she invited me to go home with her and her dad from the station for a coffee, which I was too shy to accept. What a daft cunt. All the signals were green and yet, because I had these hangups about how I looked and how poor I was, I let them get in the way of things.

There was another girl I was going out with when I was 18 who I didn't sleep with, despite her being a bit.... loose... and having been sexually active since she was 12. It was just my bad luck to go out with her when she was having an experimental lesbo affair, which meant she was in love with a girl and I was getting the scraps off the table (so to speak) because she didn't want her mum to find out she was having a gay fling. I was so glad to be seeing this girl, who was really stacked and we did a fair bit of fooling around without going all the way, that I let myself be used like that.

No self respect. Nothing's changed

[Night Haunter]

I once had a Micky Pearce episode in a Nightclub, I asked a bird if she wanted to dance and she barked straight back 'NO' at which point I immediately replied back 'RIGHT THEN' and stormed off back to my mates accusing her of being a lesbian, in reality I was gutted because she was absolutely stunning, I found out years later one of my brothers had shagged her - the git



TOTAL PRAT

[Historian]

Oh yes, I've done that many times....

Probably the all-time classic was about 15-20 years ago, though it's one that's recurred through my life since...

When I was working in my first job after university, we often hired temps as holiday cover during the summer. They were often students, and there was this one particular girl who did regular short-term contracts for us-a lovely slightly plump, curvy blonde with incredible eyes, long hair and a wonderful sense of humour. I didn't see a lot of her, (she was usually based at a different office when she worked for us, but occasionally was sent out to cover at our branch), but we always got on well, and I always found her very attractive.
I didn't do anything about it, because for some reason I'd got it in my head that she already had a boyfriend at university

Fast forward a couple of years- After graduating, she came to work for us full-time, and was based in the same office as me. Again, nothing happened, as I was seeing someone at the time, but she did become part of my circle of friends from work.

I eventually split with my girlfriend, and shortly afterwards moved jobs. Again I didn't ask her out- by this time, she was dating one of my best friends...

Fast forward to present day- I've had a few relationships but am currently single. They're married, have a couple of kids, and I'm still good friends with them both- and she's still gorgeous, and every once in a while I look at her and think 'if only...'

No real regrets though- the one thing I have learned over the years I've known her, is that although we're good friends, she's got a lot more in common with her husband (one of my best mates- I've known him since school) than she has with me, and it would probably have never worked

[Sharkhunter]

When I was about seventeen I went to college with a girl who looked like the ones I had only previously seen in magazines. Gorgeous cascading red hair, and a body to die for. Having recently emerged from a lifetime of all boys' schools, I suppose I just went about things completely the wrong way, though there was also the fact that she was clearly out of my league.

That said, we were able to chat about stuff, shared more than a few common interests and often snacked in the canteen together. Despite being utterly gorgeous she had a lovely self-deprecating nature and a wicked and rather black sense of humour that was immediately appealing. Then one evening out of the blue she asked in passing if I wanted to grab a drink after college - without thinking too much about it I said that I had something else to do (which I did) and went home as usual. We still carried on as before, but the request for an after-lessons drink never came up again.

Of course from that point it kept nagging me - in asking that question, was she in fact throwing me a line and asking me out? I never had the confidence to ask the same question myself, so I never got to find out. I would wonder why she'd find me in any way interesting. Occasionally I just wish I could go back in time and just tell my former self to bugger whatever I had arranged previously and just say yes - if just to find out what might have happened.

Needless to say when I went to university and was in an environment where there were plenty of pretty and intelligent girls - and where I discovered that they were just normal human beings - I wondered even more how and why I had managed to let a potential opportunity slip from my grasp. I couldn't understand how I could have seen whatever else it was as important enough to not grab the chance with both hands.

Anyway, it encouraged me not give give a shit about such things, and without even thinking about it adopted the policy of throwing out the line every time I thought there was an opportunity - and more often than not it worked. I went out with some stunners, and my confidence levels increased exponentially.

I think it's all about confidence, but there's also the ability one picks up that involves being able to read between the lines, and pick up certain vibes - things that you only realise fully later which makes the thinking about missed opportunties even worse, to the point where they really start tearing at the inside of your skull. A case of "I got that same vibe years ago when I encountered this hottie - I can sense it now, but couldn't back then".

I met my ex when out shopping at 3am - she asked me a question about what cheese went with what wine - and whereas before I would have provided a technical answer and moved on - ignoring any positive vibes completely - on that occasion it twigged that she was actually interested in more than getting a simple answer to her question. So I dryly suggested that I had some excellent wine in my cellar (lol) and some stinky French cheese in my fridge and she was welcome to make her own mind up. She obviously liked my dry wit (and, as it turned out, slightly drier wine). I just wouldn't have been able to read the signs ten years earlier.

The current Mrs Sharky whom I have been with now for almost ten years is also a stunner - the sort of girl I would never have thought of approaching in a million years. But when I met her and had the usual friendly and funny conversations I just went for it. I was not going to let her get away and turn into yet another story of what might have been.

[Dekoda]

When I was 17 and still a virgin, it was summer break from school, so myself, my brother, his wife, his best friend, and his wife's sister all piled into an old Renault, and we headed for the beach resort. We pooled our money together and had enough to get a room for one night. We decided to sleep in the Renault the first night so that we could get a room the second night. (we had to leave for home on the third day.)

We got the room on the second day, and after that, we went out to the boardwalk to see what was going on. On the way out of the apartment house, as we were going down the stairs (it was a three story house), we passed by a room with two girls in it. By coincidence, these girls were acquaintances with my brother's wife and sister. They decided to join us.

Once out on the boardwalk, everyone sorted of split up. I went with my brother and his wife, and one of the girls went with us. She was cute and built really nice. We came to a game arcade and we went inside. My brother loves these places, so he stayed and played some pinball machines. I was bored so I went outside. The girl came with me.

We walked around the boardwalk and talked. We started horsing around and started having fun. Eventually my brother came out of the arcade and we all went back to our rooms. I took a shower, then walked downstairs to go outside. I passed the room with the two girls in it. They had their door open and they were laying on their beds. I asked them if they were okay, since it was still early, and they said that they didn't have anything to do. They invited me in, so I went in.

While I was there, we talked a bit then the other girl said that if I would take off my shirt, the girl I had been hanging out with would take off her blouse. Thinking it was a joke, I declined.

Shortly after that, my brother walked by the room, saw us, and said he was making a booze run and did we want anything. We all said yes, and when he got back with the wine, we all went up to my room.

We sat around getting drunk, and my brother's friend was flirting with the two girls. I finally heard one girl whisper to the other girl, "let's take him to our room."

The two girls my brother's friend and I went down to their room. After a few minutes, the girl that I had been hanging out with was kissing my brother's friend. The girl reached out and turned off the light. Minutes later I could hear them undressing. Then I could hear them having sex. The other girl just went to sleep...she wasn't interested, so I got up and left. My brother's friend spent the entire night there having sex all night.

It occurred to me that when I was asked earlier to remove my shirt, the girl I had been hanging out with wanted me to be the one to have sex with, but I declined. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

[kenveco68]

I have a few opportunities that got away from me. I wish I'd read this thread (or something similar) when I was 14 or 15. Of course, they involved my lack of confidence and money. I suspect that for all the talk about aggressive men out there, most are in fact pretty timid when it comes to girls.