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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old February 3rd, 2012, 10:12 PM   #131
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Ya know what makes me really sick, this
A quote from an article in The Sydney Morning Herald

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/societ...0701-zprh.html

I wanna die
That is truly weird.

I don't usually wade in on other countries politics but what her government has done and is planning to do is mind boggling. Why would a government set out to destroy it's own industries? First the mines then the live cattle shipments and the proposed carbon tax will finish off anything that is left. Death by a thousand cuts.
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Old October 21st, 2012, 02:39 AM   #132
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Michelle Obama..say what you like about George W. , at least the missus knew how to dress, act, speak the part of a First Lady..from her rotten walmart wardrobe to her pushy 'I SOOOO deserve to be here' attitude, I truly believe Michelle has diminished the U.S in the eyes of the rest of the world, she's a disgrace to the position and a truly rotten human being, and if I can't and won't recognize her as, at the very least, a decent human being, how in the world could I ever perform. And understand, this is not political, I just truly loathe her. She is not physically the most repugnant woman I've ever seen, but who and what she is just disgusts me.
I couldn't agree more, and I think the media is to blame for a lot of it. I always detest people who get raved about for no reason at all.
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I voted Amy Winehouse just because of the fact that she's been dead for over a year and though the others may be repugnant, I would have an aversion to having to dig her up to f**k her . Besides all that oozing green slimey shit that ,you know, corpses have on them and all .. but I digress
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I voted Amy Winehouse just because of the fact that she's been dead for over a year and though the others may be repugnant, I would have an aversion to having to dig her up to f**k her . Besides all that oozing green slimey shit that ,you know, corpses have on them and all .. but I digress
Every once in a while I come across a post...... and am left totally speechless.
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Old October 21st, 2012, 09:56 AM   #135
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I voted Amy Winehouse just because of the fact that she's been dead for over a year and though the others may be repugnant, I would have an aversion to having to dig her up to f**k her . Besides all that oozing green slimey shit that ,you know, corpses have on them and all .. but I digress
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Every once in a while I come across a post...... and am left totally speechless.
Yes,It took Me aback as well,Should We change the thread title to " Living Well Known Women You Never Would.." ?
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I voted Amy Winehouse just because of the fact that she's been dead for over a year and though the others may be repugnant, I would have an aversion to having to dig her up to f**k her . Besides all that oozing green slimey shit that ,you know, corpses have on them and all .. but I digress
I looked at the poll at the front and was pleased to see that Amy was well in the lead there and assumed that the reason was because she was dead - but now I see that at least one member has seriously considered it...
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Jordan (ugh!), Bony Spice (ditto), Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse (yes, I know one shouldn't speak ill of the dead), and all the Kardashian females (never understood how/why they became famous here in the UK either...)
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Elizabeth Taylor,



Well she`s been dead for years why would i want to have sex with her desiccated crumbling corpse ?, show some respect you sick devils

It`s an insane thought.

I mean just think how much lube i`d need for a start.





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Ann Coulter. She has such a repulsive personality that I'd rather have an orgy with Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Jo Brand, Andrea Dworkin and Hilary Clinton than that. She really is vile!


Not with a stolen dick if she were the last woman on earth.


Skanky looks and purely facist politics.

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