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November 17th, 2011, 03:54 PM | #2721 |
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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no-one around to hear her, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?
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Which country was once run by napkins?
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"It rubs the lotion on the skin - or else it gets the hose again!"
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November 17th, 2011, 11:53 PM | #2724 | |
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November 18th, 2011, 12:13 AM | #2725 |
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Asteroid narrowly misses Earth (by 201,000 miles).
Scientists have named it "Asteroid Emile Heskey"
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November 18th, 2011, 08:40 AM | #2726 |
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And now for just an odd assortment of jokes...
Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis. Q: What are the two similarities of banjo music & a premature ejaculation? A: You know when they're both coming & there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop them. Q: What do feminists call the useless piece of skin attached to a man's dick? A: The man. Q: What did the VD clinic say to Santa after they treated his clap? A: They wished him a merry syphilis and a happy gonnorhea. Q: Some women use tissues in their bras to give themselves a fuller figure. With this being the case, what's worse than feeling tissue tits? A: Fucking cardboard box! Q: What did the priest say when his prayers finally got answered? A: Thanks for the blowjob. You can now go back to choir practice. Q: What's the difference between a Kit-kat & Whoredan...erm, sorry, Jordan? A: You only get four fingers in a Kit-kat. Given the justified presumptiousness of that last joke, I'd really hate to think of how much you can actually get in Jordan; a clear case of smuggling every time she goes through customs, just so she can make the most of a cavity search...
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November 18th, 2011, 10:16 AM | #2727 | |
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Given the number of times she has been fu@ked Id guess that customs could count on at least 2 lbs of crack! |
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November 18th, 2011, 10:49 AM | #2728 | |
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A bit of clarification, if you please...
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Which brings me to another joke: Q: What's the one similarity Rock Hudson shared with Mahommed Ali? A: They've both taken a beating around the ring.
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November 18th, 2011, 11:13 AM | #2729 | |
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Dont repeat yourself said Jordan. I wasn't said Pete, that was an echo! |
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