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November 9th, 2017, 01:47 PM | #12791 |
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Yes and all these songs I hear on the radio like "She looks Priti In Pink", "You look so Priti as you were ridin' along" and "I want to love you, Priti young thing".
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November 9th, 2017, 05:17 PM | #12792 |
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November 9th, 2017, 05:38 PM | #12793 |
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Now She's resigned.She's Priti Vacant..
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November 10th, 2017, 07:41 PM | #12794 |
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A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”
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November 10th, 2017, 10:11 PM | #12795 |
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"Dave Fvcking Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourette's, Dave?" "No, but the vicar at my christening did." |
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November 10th, 2017, 10:16 PM | #12796 |
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I like my chocolate
Like I like my ladyboys With nuts Last edited by ball7; November 12th, 2017 at 09:09 PM.. |
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November 11th, 2017, 04:59 AM | #12797 |
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So the vampire had a loose tooth and went off to China. He heard they knew all about fang sway.
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November 11th, 2017, 11:26 AM | #12798 |
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My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the boat would sink, but they ignored him. However, they were warned again on several occassions, until they kicked him out the cinema.
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November 12th, 2017, 09:07 PM | #12799 |
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I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
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November 14th, 2017, 04:55 AM | #12800 |
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A prostitute was having a baby at the hospital. In the delivery room her doctor was examining her.
"Can you tell me, ma'am," asked the good doctor, "who the father is?" "Listen, doc," replied the sharp-tongued lady of the night, "if I ate a whole can of beans, how could I tell you which one made me fart?" |
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