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October 1st, 2017, 04:24 PM | #12731 |
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October 1st, 2017, 07:55 PM | #12732 |
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October 2nd, 2017, 03:31 PM | #12733 |
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This isn´t my joke, it´s stolen. Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39)
Going to El Monte Legion Stadium. Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine). Helps me stealing hub caps, wasted all the time. |
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October 2nd, 2017, 04:23 PM | #12734 |
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Old New Mexico joke: A lowrider is driving down a rural highway and he passes by a terrible rollover accident. He pulls over and runs toward the car but is stopped by a state trooper. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't let you near this accident."
"But that's my primo's car." "OK, then maybe you can help identify the body; but I have to warn you that the driver was decapitated." and the trooper takes the lowrider to the covered corpse. He reaches under the sheet to produce the head and holds it up by the hair. "Is this your cousin?" "Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that."
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October 3rd, 2017, 08:10 AM | #12735 |
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OK, no idea what either of those last two means!
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October 3rd, 2017, 02:43 PM | #12736 |
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October 3rd, 2017, 02:52 PM | #12737 |
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead |
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October 4th, 2017, 12:44 AM | #12739 |
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Make-up bag explodes; Khmer Rouge take credit.
What, is it too soon? I'll stop stirring the Pol Pot. |
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October 4th, 2017, 01:08 PM | #12740 |
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Confucius say, man with no grass look forlorn.
Confucius say, man with watch know time. Man with two watch - never sure |
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