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Old 07-20-2011, 10:58 AM   #21
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2. Lesbian/gay shit. Nothing against gays and lesbians, but I don't want to see them doing it. Gross!
Common sense action there.


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^ Think this falls under section one. Dingleberries. It's infrequent, but it happens. Makes me wanna toss my cookies!
Uh what's dingleberries?


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3. Anything gonzo.
I'm still trying to understand that term.


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1. Hate the almost universally "European" phenomenon of the guy remaining fully clothed with just his cock almost perfectly outside his fly. I meIan, this is a weird thing that I almost never see in American porn. The guys get naked when they have sex kind of like how I do too. Do guys in Europe have sex like this all the time?
More like "this is a weird thing that you almost never see in modern-day American porn." John Leslie, Ron Jeremy and Jerry Butler did that many times.

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Old 07-21-2011, 05:55 PM   #22
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- Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy, as is often the case with vintage porn. I especially hate it during a scene where the girl is giving head. I just want to see the action, not the guys face!
- Reverse cowgirl scene where you only see a close-up, not the whole body of the girl.
Same here!
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:59 PM   #23
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Dingleberries are bits of shite still attached to your arse hair
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Old 07-21-2011, 07:02 PM   #24
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I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments.
There's a Faye Allen scene where the idiot is not only jabbering in high pitched German but He's actually on screen with the happy couple,While They're tryimg to get it on.
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:46 PM   #25
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I saw in one Diamond Collection Clip a guy, supposedly a cowboy, whooping as he came. Jeezuz! What a turnoff!
Another pet hate: Women looking at the camera and smiling. Personally, and I know this is going to sound unbelievably naive, if the actors aren't into it, rather attend barber college, or whatever! (no disrespect to anyone in the hair business).
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Old 09-09-2011, 04:57 AM   #26
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You could list a thousand things that come across as contrived nonsense which simply dont work.

Sex acts that the girl clearly doesnt enjoy

BG scenes that end with the guy pulling out and running around like a headless chicken to get to her face while she tightly closes her eyes to avoid that wonderful feeling of acid burning her eyeballs seems about as stupid an ending as has ever been conceived.

Its right up there with the guy pulling out in doggie while the girl keeps on moaning while he cums on her backside.For what reason one can only guess because shes been told to.

The guy having to wank himself off for minutes seems a bizarre thing to leave in a clip.Smart producers edit shit like that out and comeback with the model doing the business .

Take this Emy George (enny at iafd) scene from 1993 in up n cummers



Looking gorgeous as they come and it ends with what would be best described as a "I loathe facials face"

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One wonders what plane of thought these people were on back then
Possibly something to do with the fact that the consumers of this bottom of the barrel gonzo porn loved to see fresh faced young girls demeaned because they'd become jaded from viewing too much normal story based porn.
I suspect.

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Old 09-09-2011, 06:41 AM   #27
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The thing that most spoils a scene for me are porn shoes.

I love seeing women in elegant and sexy high heels. For me there is nothing more feminine and lovely. But stick a high platform sole - especially a transparent one - on them and suddenly they become ugly and somehow demeaning.

It seems to be that modern porn directors no longer put any thought into they creative side of things and how to make the woman look really sexy and alluring. Instead they think "Just make her wear some porn shoes. People will know she's supposed to be sexy."
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Old 09-09-2011, 09:28 AM   #28
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Probably a personal thing but...
Studs practising their limited 'Englissch!' skills.
Men should be seen and not heard, and then only as a prop for the girl. There is a tendency for male co-stars to egg their part (so to speak) with continuous pointless comments like 'C'mon Baby', 'You are so sexy, Baby', especially in Eastern and Central Europe. I think they learn a series of lines from some local 'sex' phrasebook and use them again and again. Mind you thats probably jealousy on my part, lucky bastards!!
Tattoos!
Fully agree, fine if you are into Goths, Bikers etcetera but really offputting on Gods greatest creation, the female body...
Non-consensual Sex
I'm all for play acting having seen behind the scenes of BDSM movies, the thrill being in the helplessness and imminent danger or the humiliation of spanking. But where some get off on serious abuse i.e. bodily harm is a complete no-no to me. Too close to a criminal act.
Anal gaping
Again, anal sex fine, but pulling apart the 'o' into an 'OOOO', whoa that gets a bit too gynaecological for my taste.
Tights
I'm with Michael Parkinson on this one, whomever invented tights should be tied to a tree and shot...twice! (though this is a democratic forum so I bow to public opinion on this one)
Plastic Breasts
Why oh why do they do it? Might as well stitch two footballs to your chest. I've never understood the obsession with them, give me a nice unmodified firm arse and shapely thighs anytime. Okay and unmodified sensitive pert breasts!

Just a few of my non-favourite things...
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Old 09-09-2011, 01:22 PM   #29
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This isn't about porn scenes so much as about porn in general, but I dislike how every single thing becomes a fetish. For instance, I and many other guys like scenes with kissing. Porn producers have figured that out and now have scenes with the actors literally drooling all over each other like bassett hounds. I like girls to be barefoot because to me it looks natural and comfortable. That doesn't translate to a foot fetish in which I need to see a guy lick chocolate sauce off a girl's toes then cum on her foot. I think a girl with her wrists tied can be sexy if she appears to be into it. That's doesn't mean I want to see a woman with her breasts bound, hanging upside down in some dungeon while a guy in black leather piston pounds her throat. All of that stuff is fine in the spectrum of porn, but when producers take every possible element of sex and stampede straight to its farthest extreme there is less and less middle ground for guys like me.

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The women in american porn films,huge false tits, botox lips(face) dyed blood hair , horrible pussys with more meat hanging out then the local butchers shop window . who gets turned on buy these women?
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