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Old 07-08-2011, 10:27 PM   #1
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Default What ruins a porn scene for you?

I'm curious - what ruins an otherwise hot porn scene? For me, there are a few things:
1 - My pet hate - the girl looking at the camera and smiling; I dunno why, but I find that immensely annoying.
2 - The guy(s) coming anywhere but on the girl's body (her stomach, back, or face); ie he comes in a glass, on her feet, wherever - that just ruins a scene for me.
3 - Saliva - eugh! Rocco Siffredi; need I say more?
4 - The guy shagging the girl's ass; he then pulls it out and she sucks it; vomitous! I know the women use enemas to clean themselves out beforehand, but still, no thanks, not for me!
I'd be curious to know what other members find a turn-off.

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Old 07-08-2011, 10:55 PM   #2
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Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:47 PM   #3
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I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments.
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Old 07-15-2011, 02:11 PM   #4
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Stilettos without stockings... all too common!
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:31 PM   #5
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Disinterest on the part of the male partner, or when the guy is too cool to show any emotion except something like anger.

I dislike when you never get to see the girl's body. The old porn movies, you'd see her walk into the room naked, or get out of the shower. You'd see her sunbathing naked. I like to see her body before some guy climbs all over it like a chimp.

Lastly, you never see missionary sex anymore. The girls look great that way.
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Any sort of physical violence, implied or otherwise.
Spitting.
Fake tits.
Over-tattooed participants.
The camera turning onto the guy's face prior to the cumshot - I want to see the expectant girl, please.
Excessive fake moaning and groaning.

Basically, all I want to see is decent, natural sex.
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Old 07-16-2011, 07:08 AM   #7
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Choking, especially when the video isn't marketed as such. Get your damn hands off her neck, you a*****e!
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:11 PM   #8
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Gangbangs. One woman & 20 men who toss her around like a piece of meat calling her a whore etc. And then one phrase I can't stand in US porn, "yeah bitch I'm dropping loads!"
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Old 07-16-2011, 03:45 PM   #9
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- Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy, as is often the case with vintage porn. I especially hate it during a scene where the girl is giving head. I just want to see the action, not the guys face!
- Reverse cowgirl scene where you only see a close-up, not the whole body of the girl.
- Woman with too many jewelry, especially bracelets.
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Old 07-16-2011, 03:50 PM   #10
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Spitting. Yuck! That is a real dick shrinker for me.

Also, girls covered with tattoos pretending to be innocent and never-been-kissed. How can they expect us to "get into" the scene (suspend our disbelief) when the premise is so removed from what they're showing us?
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