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July 28th, 2018, 01:30 PM | #2681 |
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So you say that feels good and you like it do you? Well the next time you talk to your mother be sure to thank her, she showed it to me.
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August 1st, 2018, 04:59 PM | #2682 |
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4920 ~ So you love anal ? , Yaaay ... Oh ... Butt also the Last Jedi ? . Hmmm no sorry , we just aren't compatible enough
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August 1st, 2018, 08:15 PM | #2683 |
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Is there a doctor in the house? No, seriously we need a doctor. |
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August 3rd, 2018, 03:34 PM | #2684 |
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4922 That big black double ended dildo you have any chance you'll leave it in your will for me you won't be needing it after tonight
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August 3rd, 2018, 05:41 PM | #2685 |
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..........and would you like fries with that Sir? 4924: The train now arriving at Platform Three is the Eight Forty-Two from Manchester. |
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August 4th, 2018, 09:48 AM | #2686 |
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See , yes I can sweet talk a female if required
4925 ~ So , you gonna bleeding toss my caber or not ?!?
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August 4th, 2018, 09:53 AM | #2687 |
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Got a train to catch. |
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August 4th, 2018, 10:27 AM | #2688 |
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4927 Sure I'll fuck ya in the back seat, but you're paying the cab driver for the stain cleaning
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August 4th, 2018, 10:48 AM | #2689 |
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Hurry up love, the curtain is about to go up on the Third Act. |
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August 6th, 2018, 01:13 PM | #2690 |
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4929 Making love has so much more meaning when we want to create a new life, I love you so much If we have a boy we'll name him after me, if it's a girl we'll put it up for adoption
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