The best pick up line ever! - Page 2

socalgoofoff · August 20th, 2010, 11:37 PM

I once told a woman I wanted to kiss her between her toes.
When she asked which toes, I said "why, your big toes, of course".

**Pepper II** · August 24th, 2010, 01:58 AM

The best line I ever heard was when a certain gentleman was asked this question during an interview and his response was "Hi; I'm Hugh Hefner".

Sandy Claws · August 24th, 2010, 02:22 AM

-'Uggghhhhh'.....(proceeds to use club)

**tygrkhat40** · August 24th, 2010, 02:56 AM

I remember a scene from the original "WKRP in Cincinnati," where Jennifer is sitting alone when 4 drinks are brought to her table. Following the drinks are Johnny, Andy, Venus and Les. Jennifer asks each of them for their line. Johnny says "You come here often?" Andy says "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" Venus says "Hey mama, what's your sign?" After a thought Les counters with, "Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."

Patpong · August 24th, 2010, 02:11 PM

"How Pet, do you like chicken?"

"Aye"

"Suck me cock, it's fowl"

Never fails

**seldomseen** · August 24th, 2010, 06:24 PM

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized or unfertilzed?

**smutwerx** · August 24th, 2010, 08:09 PM

The only line I've ever used is "Hello." But I had a friend who had a trick that worked amazingly well for him. There was a park near us and a lot of people went there. Around noon, when it was full, he'd buy two coffees and look around until he saw a girl he liked. Then he'd walk up to her, apologetic, and say that he was supposed to meet a friend but he just called and said he wasn't coming and he had this extra coffee, and would she like it, so it wouldn't go to waste. If she accepted, which was almost always, he'd end up sitting with the girl and chatting, and from there he'd usually be able to make a date. I don't think this would work in a big city like London or New York where people are suspicious of every stranger, but in our little town, it was magic for him. It's how he met his wife.

**vo1v0d** · August 25th, 2016, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magicDiamond

the best one i have works usually 45 minutes after you say it and it has worked for me 50% of the time. " can i kiss you where you pee pee" dont doubt it till you try it.

you offer to kiss her toilet seat?

**theequestrian** · August 26th, 2016, 01:06 AM

The best pick-up line a girl can use on a guy:
"I swallow"

Bill derBerg · August 27th, 2016, 11:53 PM

Humour is the best way to meet someone.
I stole a line from the Frasier show to strike up a conversation.

I was waiting in line at the grocery store and the guy up front was going on quite loudly how he was getting steaks to BBQ on his yacht as they go to blah, blah, blah.

So I turned around to the lady behind me and said "I'd be sharing my meal with my supermodel girlfriend but she's completing her PHD in biology by inseminating iguanas in the Gallapagos Islands." She started laughing and we were off and running.

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August 20th, 2010, 11:37 PM	#11
socalgoofoff Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 651 Thanked 281 Times in 42 Posts	I once told a woman I wanted to kiss her between her toes. When she asked which toes, I said "why, your big toes, of course".

August 24th, 2010, 01:58 AM	#12
Pepper II Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sunny South Florida Posts: 7,852 Thanks: 163,934 Thanked 119,241 Times in 7,641 Posts	The best line I ever heard was when a certain gentleman was asked this question during an interview and his response was "Hi; I'm Hugh Hefner".

August 24th, 2010, 02:22 AM	#13
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	-'Uggghhhhh'.....(proceeds to use club)

August 24th, 2010, 02:56 AM	#14
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,382 Times in 9,629 Posts	I remember a scene from the original "WKRP in Cincinnati," where Jennifer is sitting alone when 4 drinks are brought to her table. Following the drinks are Johnny, Andy, Venus and Les. Jennifer asks each of them for their line. Johnny says "You come here often?" Andy says "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" Venus says "Hey mama, what's your sign?" After a thought Les counters with, "Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."

August 24th, 2010, 06:24 PM	#16
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,980 Times in 38,112 Posts	How do you like your eggs? Fertilized or unfertilzed?

August 24th, 2010, 08:09 PM	#17
smutwerx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 619 Thanks: 2,859 Thanked 21,614 Times in 621 Posts	The only line I've ever used is "Hello." But I had a friend who had a trick that worked amazingly well for him. There was a park near us and a lot of people went there. Around noon, when it was full, he'd buy two coffees and look around until he saw a girl he liked. Then he'd walk up to her, apologetic, and say that he was supposed to meet a friend but he just called and said he wasn't coming and he had this extra coffee, and would she like it, so it wouldn't go to waste. If she accepted, which was almost always, he'd end up sitting with the girl and chatting, and from there he'd usually be able to make a date. I don't think this would work in a big city like London or New York where people are suspicious of every stranger, but in our little town, it was magic for him. It's how he met his wife.

August 27th, 2016, 11:53 PM	#20
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts	Humour is the best way to meet someone. I stole a line from the Frasier show to strike up a conversation. I was waiting in line at the grocery store and the guy up front was going on quite loudly how he was getting steaks to BBQ on his yacht as they go to blah, blah, blah. So I turned around to the lady behind me and said "I'd be sharing my meal with my supermodel girlfriend but she's completing her PHD in biology by inseminating iguanas in the Gallapagos Islands." She started laughing and we were off and running.