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Of course not ... but I am told it works even if you don't believe in it.
Niels Bohr, reply to a visitor to his home in Tisvilde who asked him if he really believed a horseshoe above his door brought him luck |
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In light of recent disasters I thought I would revisit this from DH Lawrence.
His wife was Baroness von Richthofen, can you believe it? “Australia has a marvellous sky and air and blue clarity and a hoary sort of land beneath it, like a Sleeping Princess on whom the dust of ages has settled” As a retort- from a young German friend, quoting Charles Darwin (who Lawrence rightly admired): "Australia is hell on earth- even the swans are black." Last edited by Tmee2020; August 24th, 2009 at 11:29 AM.. |
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there is no way..no way that you could come from my loins..first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth
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And now, the punchline
The Mayor: "Intent? And just how did you establish that?" Harry: "Well, when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley, with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross." Mayor (as Harry leaves): "You know, he may have a point."
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"Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count."
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"Your gun has 'Replica' written down the side. My gun has Desert Eagle - Point Five-Oh on it, which should precipitate your balls into shrinking, and your mincy faggot bulls wiv ya. ."
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A nation of dog lovers.
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Cousin Avi: Open the dog. [cute little dog looks trustingly at Bullet Tooth Tony. BTT looks at dog, then enquiringly back at Cousin Avi]. Cousin Avi: Open the dog. You know what I mean. [he's missing out the ''or else'' bit but its clearly understood. Dog looks trustingly at BTT again.]. BTT: [Extremely censorious and not at all frightened of Avi] That's a bit strong, isn't it?
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