Women jokes - Page 11

Jackieby · July 27th, 2012, 10:50 PM

How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

Let the bitch cook in the dark.

bitchassnigga_666 · July 30th, 2012, 09:15 PM

I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in.

I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?"

"Yes honey."

"What is it?"

"It's the date of our anniversary."

Bitch.

MaxJoker · August 3rd, 2012, 03:32 PM

**DoctorWho** · August 8th, 2012, 06:04 PM

Why do Blondes prefer to have sex with the lights on?
There's more leg room with the car doors open..

What do you call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill on top of her head?
All you can eat for under a buck..

What is the mating call of the North American Blonde?
"God, I am soooooo drunk.."

What is the mating call of the North American Brunette?
"Are all the blondes gone yet?"

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**DoctorWho** · August 8th, 2012, 06:18 PM

Little Timmy - "Dad.. Um.. I have a question.."

Dad - "What is it son?"

Little Timmy - "Well.. Um.. Uh...."

Dad - "Just say it boy.. you can ask me anything.."

Little Timmy - "OK Dad.. The other guys keep using this word and
I don't understand it.. What's a 'beaver' ?

Dad - "Well, if you're old enough to ask, you're old enough to know.."

Dad takes Little Timmy out the shed, closes the door and
on the back of the door is a Penthouse Centerfold.
Dad takes a Marker and draws a CIRCLE around the girls crotch..

Dad -"What's a 'Beaver' ? - Everything INSIDE the circle."

Little Timmy <stares at it for a bit> - "So.. um.. can I ask
you something else?"

Dad - "Ask away.."

Little Timmy - "Um.. what is a 'BITCH' ?"

Dad - "Everything OUTSIDE the circle!"

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Jackieby · August 8th, 2012, 08:44 PM

Definition of a cad?

A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's infertile until after she tells him that she's pregnant.

MaxJoker · August 15th, 2012, 05:31 PM

**DoctorWho** · August 21st, 2012, 05:36 PM

Jokes in BAD taste..

Why do women have legs?
Keep them from leaving 'snail tracks' wherever they go..

Why do they make women parachutists wear two sets of clothing?
Cuts down on the WHISTLE..

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MaxJoker · August 26th, 2012, 08:47 PM

How she looks.

How she pretends to be.

How she really is.

End result .

Gawd help us etc, but just the same it`s almost kinda worth it

**DoctorWho** · September 4th, 2012, 08:56 PM

- - -

A young woman who has been taking golf lessons starts playing
her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting

Her pain was so great, she returns to the club-house
for help and to complain.

The Golf pro sees her and asks "Why are you back so early?"

She says "I was stung by a bee.."

The Pro asks "Where?"

She replies "Between the first and second hole.."

The Pro nods knowingly and says "Your stance is too wide.."

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August 3rd, 2012, 03:32 PM	#103
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August 8th, 2012, 06:04 PM	#104
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	Blonde Jokes Why do Blondes prefer to have sex with the lights on? There's more leg room with the car doors open.. What do you call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill on top of her head? All you can eat for under a buck.. What is the mating call of the North American Blonde? "God, I am soooooo drunk.." What is the mating call of the North American Brunette? "Are all the blondes gone yet?" - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 8th, 2012, 06:18 PM	#105
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	The Circle Little Timmy - "Dad.. Um.. I have a question.." Dad - "What is it son?" Little Timmy - "Well.. Um.. Uh...." Dad - "Just say it boy.. you can ask me anything.." Little Timmy - "OK Dad.. The other guys keep using this word and I don't understand it.. What's a 'beaver' ? Dad - "Well, if you're old enough to ask, you're old enough to know.." Dad takes Little Timmy out the shed, closes the door and on the back of the door is a Penthouse Centerfold. Dad takes a Marker and draws a CIRCLE around the girls crotch.. Dad -"What's a 'Beaver' ? - Everything INSIDE the circle." Little Timmy <stares at it for a bit> - "So.. um.. can I ask you something else?" Dad - "Ask away.." Little Timmy - "Um.. what is a 'BITCH' ?" Dad - "Everything OUTSIDE the circle!" - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 15th, 2012, 05:31 PM	#107
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 21st, 2012, 05:36 PM	#108
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	Jokes in BAD taste.. Why do women have legs? Keep them from leaving 'snail tracks' wherever they go.. Why do they make women parachutists wear two sets of clothing? Cuts down on the WHISTLE.. - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2012, 10:50 PM	#101
Jackieby Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 69 Thanks: 91 Thanked 562 Times in 58 Posts	How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

July 30th, 2012, 09:15 PM	#102
bitchassnigga_666 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 115 Thanks: 1,256 Thanked 2,015 Times in 109 Posts	I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in. I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?" "It's the date of our anniversary." Bitch.

August 8th, 2012, 08:44 PM	#106
Jackieby Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 69 Thanks: 91 Thanked 562 Times in 58 Posts	Definition of a cad? A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's infertile until after she tells him that she's pregnant.

August 26th, 2012, 08:47 PM	#109
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	WOMEN !!! How she looks. How she pretends to be. How she really is. End result . Gawd help us etc, but just the same it`s almost kinda worth it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 4th, 2012, 08:56 PM	#110
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	- - - A young woman who has been taking golf lessons starts playing her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting Her pain was so great, she returns to the club-house for help and to complain. The Golf pro sees her and asks "Why are you back so early?" She says "I was stung by a bee.." The Pro asks "Where?" She replies "Between the first and second hole.." The Pro nods knowingly and says "Your stance is too wide.." - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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