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Old July 11th, 2018, 03:20 AM   #3231
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palo5 again actually is an Aussie Remarkably is also a Touring Car champion of the 80's and 90's ...... He even wrote an autobiography




No kidding! "dick" and "johnson" are both slang words for "penis". And he's called both?
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Old July 11th, 2018, 03:35 AM   #3232
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No kidding! "dick" and "johnson" are both slang words for "penis". And he's called both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99NQJk7VL0g
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He's actually a very funny person, at times with race cam he'd tell jokes and make up one liners whist racing and be cool as a ..... cucumber
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Old July 11th, 2018, 09:31 AM   #3233
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Yesterday, I texted Sam Spade the followering message: "They are on to us. RUN!"
Nobody has seen him since.
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Old July 11th, 2018, 11:10 AM   #3234
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chromax Loves Taxi Driver and it's main character Travis Bickle so much, he also takes girls to a porn theatre for a first date
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ball7 has lied so much that when he dies the devil is going to have him re-incarnated as Justin Bieber, the most hated man on the planet.
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To be honest, Estreeter is to busy being in love with Trump in order to notice me.
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To be honest, Estreeter is to busy being in love with Trump in order to notice me.
trailmaster is Trump
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"Trust me, I'm on the edge of poverty. I'll be homeless soon. My wife (bitch!) left me and has an affair with Estreeter 'cause she loves Aussies and The Boss. I have no money for food, yesterday I cooked my beloved hamster and ate it. Such a bad taste I had to vomit all night long. Tried to find some consolation in trailmaster's poems but I couldn't understand them. To cut this long story short, I'm desperate, my friend. Please send me 100.000 bucks. I promise I'll return them to you in a couple of weeks. Thank you".
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