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January 23rd, 2018, 12:22 PM	#2541
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	4278: Just make believe that I'm a police officer and spread 'em. __________________

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January 23rd, 2018, 10:55 PM	#2542
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4279: Tonight, I'll be Rodney King and you will be the L.A Police

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January 23rd, 2018, 11:17 PM	#2543
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,196 Times in 7,076 Posts	4280:Whats my fantasy ?Well since we are being honest .... Would you suck my toes and get your tongue right in between them and lick that yellow fungus right out? 4280a. Being honest __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 24th, 2018, 08:29 AM	#2544
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4281 Stop Facetiming

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January 24th, 2018, 08:48 AM	#2545
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	4282 May I please wear your spectacles, you might look better to me wearing your rather than mine __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 24th, 2018, 09:17 AM	#2546
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4283 Honey, I think we need to move along. The guy behind us needs to use the ATM

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January 24th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#2547
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	4284. Oh, shit! (Followed by actual defecation.) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 24th, 2018, 06:34 PM	#2548
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4285 Shit, that is my husband. Quick, jump out of the window. Hang on, Honey. I'm your husband.

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January 25th, 2018, 12:03 PM	#2549
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	4286 If we do it doggy style on the floor and you face the couch you can clean under there at the same time I'm all about efficiency __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 25th, 2018, 12:37 PM	#2550
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	4287: I know it turns you on to have your sister watch, but must the twit applaud and hold up score cards every time we assume a new position!, I feel like I'm at the Olympics! __________________

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