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Old July 10th, 2018, 09:02 PM   #14781
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Caucasian actors who mostly made martial arts movies

1. Chuck Norris
2. Steven Seagal
3. Jason Statham
4. Cynthia Rothrock
5. Jean-Claude Van Damnit
6. Scott Adkins
7. Jeff Wincott
8. Michael Dudikoff
9. Bill “Superfoot” Wallace.
10. Jeff Speakman
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Old July 10th, 2018, 09:14 PM   #14782
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1. Chuck Norris
2. Steven Seagal
3. Jason Statham
4. Cynthia Rothrock
5. Jean-Claude Van Damnit
6. Scott Adkins
7. Jeff Wincott
8. Michael Dudikoff
9. Bill “Superfoot” Wallace.
10. Jeff Speakman
11. Bill Wallace
12. Ronda Rousey
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Old July 10th, 2018, 09:34 PM   #14783
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Caucasian actors who mostly made martial arts movies

1. Chuck Norris
2. Steven Seagal
3. Jason Statham
4. Cynthia Rothrock
5. Jean-Claude Van Damnit
6. Scott Adkins
7. Jeff Wincott
8. Michael Dudikoff
9. Bill “Superfoot” Wallace.
10. Jeff Speakman
11. Bill Wallace
12. Ronda Rousey
13. Scarlett Johansson ????

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Old July 10th, 2018, 09:44 PM   #14784
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Old July 10th, 2018, 10:42 PM   #14785
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1. Watering the garden during a hosepipe ban
2. Write salad stuff on my shopping list but pick up donuts
3. Write salad stuff on my shopping list but pick up donuts...then eat them before the grandkids arrive.
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4. Take in a parcel for the neighbour, Then return it after I've broken it.
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Old July 11th, 2018, 03:16 AM   #14787
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4. Take in a parcel for the neighbour, Then return it after I've broken it.
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4. Take in a parcel for the neighbour, Then return it after I've broken it.
5. Emulate Greenman
6. Stop off for takeaway food simply bacause my tastebuds tell me 'you like chips' etc. Nothing to do with being hungry...
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4. Take in a parcel for the neighbour, Then return it after I've broken it.
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1. Watering the garden during a hosepipe ban
2. Write salad stuff on my shopping list but pick up donuts
3. Write salad stuff on my shopping list but pick up donuts...then eat them before the grandkids arrive.
4. Take in a parcel for the neighbour, Then return it after I've broken it.
5. Emulate Greenman
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7. Post on VEF when I should be working, like right now.
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