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Old 07-07-2018, 07:52 PM   #3471
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MaxJoker was able to get onto a ship headed for Australia, but just before the ship was to dock he got so drunk that he fell overboard and a great white shark got a hold of him. No win for you this time bub. Not sure if shark even liked taste of Max with all that liquor in him!

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Old 07-08-2018, 09:19 PM   #3473
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Old 07-09-2018, 03:06 PM   #3474
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You call this a trophy! It looks like a gold plated frisbee. Where's my winning check, and where is my new car? At least I get a handsome man who will f...k me all night in his luxury hotel suite.

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Old 07-09-2018, 03:14 PM   #3475
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You idiots. What is my trophy made of...lead? It must weigh over 50 pounds. If I put this in my trophy case it might crash thru the floor into my basement. You dolts!

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This is what happened to MaxJoker on his last date. He said or did something wrong and you can see the result, and the woman took a selfie and broadcast it over the internet.It went viral and now billions of people have seen it. It's titled "The biggest loser on this thread"

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