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Old 01-19-2010, 03:13 AM   #11
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You know you're getting older the first time your barber trims your ear hair.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:35 AM   #12
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You know your old, when you can remember when telephones only let you talk to another person.

I've just been to the Dentist & i'll swear she was no more than 12 years old!!!!
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:55 PM   #13
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You know you're an Old Codger when...

Not only do you not understand what they are saying in TV commercials, you're not even sure what language they are speaking.

When watching some medical or doctor show not only do you recognize what they are doing to the patient, you can point to the scar on your self from it.

You call someone "son" or "sonny" and you don't even realize it until an hour later. Worse, they didn't complain or correct you.

You've seen it all so many times before that not only are you right all the time, you are bored with being right all the time.
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:16 PM   #14
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When you look at the Top 40, and find maybe two tracks you like.
Yeah, but the other 38 are cover version of classics murdered by some un-talented boy or girl bands.
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You know you're old when farting and taking a shit are the same event.....
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You know you're old when farting and taking a shit are the same event.....
That's not old age, that's too many beans in your diet.
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When you watch some porn and think, that bed looks comfy!!
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You reach the toilet you forgot what you wanted to do.
Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.
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