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March 26th, 2009, 08:50 PM | #21 |
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March 27th, 2009, 12:50 PM | #22 |
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April 18th, 2009, 02:36 AM | #23 |
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1) Put a rude message in a bottle
2) Ride a camel across the dessert a`la Skull of Arabia 3) Be a foreman on a jury in a case where i committed the crime 4) Shower naked under a waterfall , at my local garden centre water features section 5) Teach someone who`s illiterate how to read , words that don`t really exist 6) Become a confederate and fight for the south 7) BBQ with lava 8) Go bowling 9) Find and date a presentable nymphomaniac , preferably female 10) Donate my body to science
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April 18th, 2009, 03:09 AM | #24 |
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2. WRIGLEY FIELD 3. FLA. KEYS FISHING 4. BEER W/ BOTH EX-WIVES AND PRESENT WIFE [ the changes in ones life 5. DEAL BLACKJACK IN VEGAS |
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June 28th, 2009, 03:17 AM | #25 |
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1) Win the Eurovision contest with my catchy song “ Kill yourselves and do the world a favour “
2) Invent a new flavour , call it Brick 3) Marry a hairless heiress 4) Clone myself and kick his ass 5) Make a million buying products from the Pound shop and selling them on ebay for £1.50 6) Start a one man protest against protesting 7) Have penis shortening surgery so my lederhosen fit better 8) Appear on come dine with me , and poison the guests 9) Learn to lip read , womens vaginas 10) Say there`s a fortune in gold hidden under the ……………………
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June 28th, 2009, 06:38 AM | #26 |
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Do 'it' with my avatar.
Thats all I got. Ok, I really need to get out more.
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June 28th, 2009, 07:47 AM | #27 |
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Cheat death. (This will give me a lot more time to do the other nine things).
Cheat the IRS. Stay out of prison for cheating the IRS. Restore Sophia Loren to her 1970's glory. Screw the crap out of Sophia Loren. Appear in a movie. Make 20 million to appear in the movie. Jam with Mick and Keith on my front porch with acoustics, a blues harp, and a lot of liquor. Stick my elbow in my ear. Screw the crap out of Sophia Loren. |
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To quote Benjamin Franklin: ''Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.''
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July 3rd, 2009, 07:23 PM | #29 |
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#3) Investigate the disappearance of Item #2.
#4) Conquer the world #5) Having conquered the world, impose an actual education system. Graduation requirement: While age 18 everyone has to pass a simple test (questions like a multiple choice "What is an atom?", things any 12 year kid should be able to answer), two tries allowed. If you fail both you get euthanized. #6) Put down revolts that announcing #5 causes and re-conquer world. #7) Don't die. #8-#10) TBD
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July 4th, 2009, 01:02 AM | #30 |
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Have all politicians wired to lie detectors before answering questions in public Have all politicians wired to gelignite in case of lies regarding ^ Write a letter to Jimmy Saville asking for him to fix it so I can see him drive over a cliff Blow up Keith Harris and Orville Become a dalek with a sense of humour Become a human being with a sense of humour Make a fried egg that isn't too runny or too hard Reverse all the stupid decisions I've made that have hurt others and myself Make a list that was actually worth compiling and reading... |
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