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Old 06-07-2017, 06:46 PM   #21
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In 2066 Britain will look 95% like it does now.
My parish church built by the Normans in 10 something-or-other.



And this is how it will look in 2066.



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Prime Minister Ayatollah Mohamed Mohammed apologises to the indigenous British people for the Islamization of the country and states that Pejaz will be known as it's original name of Big Ben. He also states that dole money for people who have been claiming for over ten years will be cut to 500,000 a week. Income tax on both of the countries workers will therefore be cut to 98p in the pound. As a result of a new PC policy the BBC are forced to employ a white reporter and a white police officers association is formed. Heterosexual couples are allowed to adopt again and the police case against three hundred footballers from the early 2030s is abandoned when it is discovered that teenage women were actually getting involved with footballers because that is what they wanted. A biography of Bono causes uproar when it claims that he was considered a pompous prick and not actually a well loved fighter for poverty. Liverpool fans start to realise that they don't have a divine right to win the league. Spurs stadium built in 2019 is finally closed down and Spurs fans think back to when they saw the title won twice in that stadium. Both times by Arsenal.....Again. Bruce Forsyth retires. GTA 45 becomes the countries most popular 3d video game. A tv presenter is outed as heterosexual. England qualify for a tournament and the press is bullish about our chances. Callum Sturgeon leader of the SNP demands a vote on Scotland joining Britain. Britain laughs.
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Old 06-07-2017, 07:08 PM   #23
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fucking hilarious,,,,laughed my cock off..........and then I cried!!
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By the 2020s.....Wales & England merged and became Theresa-Land. Scotland became independant and is named McKrankiopolis in honour of Wee Sturgeon......its a huge theme park of p!ssheads, tablet & shortbread.....only the ethnic English are kept away. Everyone else is invited to study Jockology.
Meanwhile in Theresa-Land, Nelson's Column is replaced by Farage's Pole.....and a John Noakes look-a-like climbs up it to clean pigeon sh!t off his head....but falls to his death due to all the H&S laws being repealed along with Human Rights in the great purge of 2018.
By 2050....Kim Wim Wild, leader of North Korea's Happy Sunshine Comune launches his missiles at the west......and they work.
By 2066 most of Europe, Britain included is a radio-active wasteland....populated by mutants and malfunctioning killer robots.
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In 2066, Americans will still think we live in castles, drive Jaguars, wear bowler hats and watch Benny Hill.
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In 2066, Americans will still think we live in castles, drive Jaguars, wear bowler hats and watch Benny Hill.
Are you telling me you don't?
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Are you telling me you don't?
I've spent quite a lot of time in this Castle.

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Newsflash 08 June 2066: The prime matriarch Moonrise Beyonce Adele is reported to be recovering in her official safe space after receiving a 'mean tweet' suggesting that her wife " looked like a white man " . The head of the Social justice reeducation group , currently the countries largest employer , Ima Nogender , vowed to track down " this vile creature " using the "full force of the law" . Ima later apologised for her the use of the term " full force " after complaints from the Anti toxic-masculinity huddle , currently the countries second highest employer , who called for her resignation for the use of such 'rape enabling' language . Inter species rights groups have also raised concerns at Ms Nogenders" vile creatures " comment .

The Prime matriarch is reported to be ' strong and stable condition ' but her personal life enrichment practitioner . She-blossom Earthchild , has warned that months of holistic nurturing may be required for a full recovery.

In other news the date of the 23rd Brexit referendum has been confirmed as 3rd October 2066 .

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Prime Minister Ayatollah Mohamed Mohammed apologises to the indigenous British people for the Islamization of the country and states that Pejaz will be known as it's original name of Big Ben. He also states that dole money for people who have been claiming for over ten years will be cut to 500,000 a week. Income tax on both of the countries workers will therefore be cut to 98p in the pound. As a result of a new PC policy the BBC are forced to employ a white reporter and a white police officers association is formed. Heterosexual couples are allowed to adopt again and the police case against three hundred footballers from the early 2030s is abandoned when it is discovered that teenage women were actually getting involved with footballers because that is what they wanted. A biography of Bono causes uproar when it claims that he was considered a pompous prick and not actually a well loved fighter for poverty. Liverpool fans start to realise that they don't have a divine right to win the league. Spurs stadium built in 2019 is finally closed down and Spurs fans think back to when they saw the title won twice in that stadium. Both times by Arsenal.....Again. Bruce Forsyth retires. GTA 45 becomes the countries most popular 3d video game. A tv presenter is outed as heterosexual. England qualify for a tournament and the press is bullish about our chances. Callum Sturgeon leader of the SNP demands a vote on Scotland joining Britain. Britain laughs.
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Prime Minister Ayatollah Mohamed Mohammed will pass legislation to outlaw the Bible, anyone owning a Bible will have a month to use it as toilet paper.

The Harry Ramsden chain of chipshops will be renamed - 'Harry Ramadan'.
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