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Old June 2nd, 2008, 12:21 PM   #11
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Heck i forgot one , and although it's not that brilliant it does show Loken with her girlfriend Michelle Rodriguez , in another Uwe Boll disaster (What a surprise) BloodRayne ...
Now some may wish to be a fly on the wall when those two girls get together , but not me ...



No i want to be a vibrator on the bed ...
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Old July 17th, 2008, 08:52 AM   #12
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"Hey thread come back , i aint through with you YET !"






Because i think she`s utterly amazing looking ...

Kris recently got married to Noah Dalton Danby , which is something i`m disappointed in as she`d used her lesbianism as an excuse to end our budding relationship ...






Bugger nuts ! , and the first date had gone so well to ...





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Old November 23rd, 2008, 02:17 AM   #13
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Another helping from me of another favourite of mine , but then i`m a fan of all elite beauties so it`s no trouble


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Old December 9th, 2008, 01:04 PM   #14
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I would write that i`m just posting a few more , but why state the obvious ?.



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Old February 21st, 2009, 01:56 AM   #16
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Superb additions fellow member SpEffects , looks like there`s life in the old thread yet .







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Old March 3rd, 2009, 09:13 AM   #17
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My co-worker here in the northwoods of wisconsin is her first cousin. His parents went to her wedding in New York last year, so she is not batting for the other team, but she she is off the market because of her nuptials anyhow.

No not now but she did at one time "Batter up" for the opposition , or if you prefer "Ass-umed the position" with Michelle Rodriguez



I should know because not only wasn`t i invited to her wedding ceremony ,or sang lead in the live band at the reception



I also personally preformed a one hundred hour service check (Hey i work slow) on their vibrator Colin (Hope i`m not breaking any confidences here) at my world renowned Second Hand Lube emporium and Paris Coffee Shed



Only as i said to them at the time " Oi how come you Lezza`s always use duplicates of our knobs when supposedly it's our knobs you have no interest in ?"




But they just coyly laughed



Then kicked my head in



Still i like to think my death throw nerve twitches helped bring them closer together

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