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Butt then being a regularly objectified sexual object was always the bane of me life
Heeeey quit staring at the Moobs , my eyes are up here !
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August 17th, 2018, 02:43 PM | #312 |
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No I hadn't bizarrely named my penis "Hand" exactly for this very death bed perverted moment , honest
Please , hold my hand
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August 17th, 2018, 02:51 PM | #313 |
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Max,Let go of My "Hand" I'm dying here...
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December 4th, 2018, 05:26 PM | #314 |
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Hey , why would MaxJoker lie ?!?
Here dies MaxJoker , yes he may have been many bleeding annoying things yet at least never became so "Trails" like deranged as to speak in the third person
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December 4th, 2018, 05:39 PM | #315 |
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December 12th, 2018, 06:59 PM | #316 |
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Darn Mal and his overly whitened teeth
I see a bright light
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January 2nd, 2019, 04:48 PM | #317 |
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Ok so my peanut allergy is classed as priority fatal , Butt still Oy Vey £1 is £1 already
Too scared to gulp a generous (No relation) mouthful of an Ebola , HIV and almond smoothie
I`ll take that bet , Mal
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January 29th, 2019, 05:39 PM | #318 |
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"Hmm let me try this. Here, hold my beer.."
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January 30th, 2019, 03:07 PM | #319 |
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"Cough cough , I regret nothing .. Other than all the stupid mistakes I kept making on a daily basis"
You sure mellowyellow thought that was actual Beer ? , ahhh good good
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January 30th, 2019, 06:29 PM | #320 |
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Uh huh , didn't I feel a prick
Bah you call that a lethal injection ? , and to think was scared !
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