Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 1443

**jomama** · April 23rd, 2024, 02:14 PM

maxivic's pick up line at the gay club

"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald male monkey"

**vo1v0d** · April 24th, 2024, 06:43 AM

JO tours old folks homes looking for hot dates

Estreeter · April 24th, 2024, 10:49 AM

ru469

dog bit him last night, poor dog now has rabies

**trailmaster** · April 24th, 2024, 12:01 PM

God has decided that Australia is a much greater evil than the U.S, so he will transport the 1 trillion cicadas that are expected to emerge from various states and deposits these large, but harmless bug critters over the skies of Melbourne, Geelong and Wyndham Harbour (the home of Sir Honkers)!

**jomama** · April 24th, 2024, 02:09 PM

Tmee2020 is auditioning for Americas Got Talent. He claims he can play the saxophone with his vagina

**vo1v0d** · April 24th, 2024, 08:22 PM

Efreak thinks Speed Dating means taking lots of amphetamines so he can run away from women faster.

Estreeter · April 25th, 2024, 11:30 AM

jomama

started sobbing yesterday and hasn't stopped since, has been through 3 boxes of Kleenex, has hardy spoken a coherent word also in that time, all because he found out the workers at the anal lube factory have gone on strike

**vo1v0d** · April 25th, 2024, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

jomama

started sobbing yesterday and hasn't stopped since, has been through 3 boxes of Kleenex, has hardy spoken a coherent word also in that time, all because he found out the workers at the anal lube factory have gone on strike

This post about JO is from that fake ES.

The real one would remember there is no Kleenex which could replace His Precious.

**jomama** · April 25th, 2024, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

jomama

started sobbing yesterday and hasn't stopped since, has been through 3 boxes of Kleenex, has hardy spoken a coherent word also in that time, all because he found out the workers at the anal lube factory have gone on strike

Estreeter is just upset because he/she got stood up by a gay dust bunny

**maxivic** · April 25th, 2024, 06:51 PM

Estreeter believed for a moment that he was the chosen one.
he heard voices deep inside him
he'd just forgotten to turn off the vibration function on his anal plug

April 23rd, 2024, 02:14 PM	#14421
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,102 Thanks: 3,507,575 Thanked 348,016 Times in 30,218 Posts	maxivic's pick up line at the gay club "I love the way you move...like butter on a bald male monkey" __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 24th, 2024, 06:43 AM	#14422
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,560 Thanks: 43,897 Thanked 63,289 Times in 7,773 Posts	JO tours old folks homes looking for hot dates __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

April 24th, 2024, 10:49 AM	#14423
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,262 Thanks: 451,302 Thanked 898,581 Times in 60,464 Posts	ru469 dog bit him last night, poor dog now has rabies __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 24th, 2024, 02:09 PM	#14425
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,102 Thanks: 3,507,575 Thanked 348,016 Times in 30,218 Posts	Tmee2020 is auditioning for Americas Got Talent. He claims he can play the saxophone with his vagina __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 24th, 2024, 08:22 PM	#14426
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,560 Thanks: 43,897 Thanked 63,289 Times in 7,773 Posts	Efreak thinks Speed Dating means taking lots of amphetamines so he can run away from women faster. __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

April 24th, 2024, 12:01 PM	#14424
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 60,034 Thanks: 1,330,516 Thanked 708,931 Times in 60,208 Posts	God has decided that Australia is a much greater evil than the U.S, so he will transport the 1 trillion cicadas that are expected to emerge from various states and deposits these large, but harmless bug critters over the skies of Melbourne, Geelong and Wyndham Harbour (the home of Sir Honkers)!

April 25th, 2024, 11:30 AM	#14427
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,262 Thanks: 451,302 Thanked 898,581 Times in 60,464 Posts	jomama started sobbing yesterday and hasn't stopped since, has been through 3 boxes of Kleenex, has hardy spoken a coherent word also in that time, all because he found out the workers at the anal lube factory have gone on strike __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 25th, 2024, 06:51 PM	#14430
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 12,414 Thanks: 99,253 Thanked 147,247 Times in 12,429 Posts	Estreeter believed for a moment that he was the chosen one. he heard voices deep inside him he'd just forgotten to turn off the vibration function on his anal plug