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May 26th, 2015, 03:02 PM | #1 |
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Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...afterlife.html Doesnt say if mutual is haram As you were - Carry on x |
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May 26th, 2015, 03:29 PM | #3 |
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They claim all these centuries of wisdom and insight superior to the Judaeo-Christian tradition (still, they did have a 1400 year lead to catch up..) and come out with this sort of.... tripe. Makes the old claim about hairy palms seem positively scientific and rational by comparison.
And hey, they have to have supply all those virgins at the gates of paradise somehow... |
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Is it any wonder young men of the Islamic faith want to blow themselves up?
Hell ,the palm can get rid of a lot of frustration, in a storm.When the fish aren't biting, & the "hunt" comes up empty,that palm can be the next best thing to relief.Come on now ,everyone goes through a "dry" spell! Last edited by savage560; May 26th, 2015 at 04:59 PM.. |
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If you wear gloves is that like wearing a condom? Or does that only prevent hand pregnancies in this life and your hand babies will still be waiting for you when you cross over to the other side?
Maybe he should learn that when faced with a question that can not possibly be answered factually sometimes it's better to keep quiet and let people think you have no clue rather than opening your mouth and leaving no doubt. Could this explain why some people have 6 fingers
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Yep
I found that silk gloves are more arousing also Leather work style gloves are only good if you're really roughing it
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Could you get someone else's hand pregnant?
Maybe Abu Hansa cut off his own hands to avoid having to make paternity payments. |
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If ya got your hand pregnant while in the middle east, and really didn't want the child, go and steal something, they'll chop it off and there's the abortion
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It's this type of pseudo religious nonsense that many faiths need to address and should be buried in the past as it has no place in the modern age. Maybe the new motto should be If you beat it you can't join them
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