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Estreeter · May 26th, 2015, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wendigo

What if you

What if ya jerk off with both hands

Twins

**Sharkhunter** · May 26th, 2015, 07:17 PM

Bloody hell. I must have tens of thousands of babies waiting for Daddy to turn up at the gates of paradise! Considering that I'll be expecting my welcoming committee of seventy-seven virgins though, it's not gonna be that bad...

Abu Hamza probably cut his hand off to avoid being chased down by the Islamic CSA... Sneaky hook-handed git!

**mitchspur** · May 26th, 2015, 10:27 PM

Had one off the wrist once while I was suffering from a kidney stone!!!

And it bled!!!!

.............Or! does it mean I was having a period???????

**chris chunt** · May 26th, 2015, 11:18 PM

What if you have a withered hand like Jeremy beadle ? .
Or as David Brent put it a "wanking claw ".

Will there be a load of small withered children waiting for you up there ?

**old alal** · May 27th, 2015, 09:37 AM

Sharkhunter is in trouble then

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...6&postcount=49

**Mal Hombre** · May 27th, 2015, 04:21 PM

By the time You get to My age,The children You hand fathered as a teen will be grown up,They can look after the younger ones.If You had to name Them all that would be pain,Once You get past 'Andy and Fingers...

**Sharkhunter** · May 27th, 2015, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

Sharkhunter is in trouble then

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...6&postcount=49

Yep. Big, big trouble.

**chris chunt** · May 28th, 2015, 07:43 AM

to be serious for a mo
boris johnson got into a bit of trouble for basically saying a lot of these jihadis are frustrated losers who cant get a girlfriend to save their lives .

hardly needs wondering why theyre so frustrated and angry with the world when they get advice like this .

grab a copy of mayfair and have a good knob twaddle .
the world would probably be a more peaceful place

**Staffsyeoman** · May 28th, 2015, 08:18 AM

... and why they are trying to entice these silly little girls to lie to, steal from and cheat their parents to run away and become 'brides' to some malodorous spotty erk from somewhere like Dalston, Manchester or Bradford with a beard who has probably never touched a woman, let alone married one. Then whey they discover it isn't islamic Butlin's or for a fortnight, want to "come home". What, the one you've denigrated so much? Bed, made. lie in it.

I'd better stop before I sound like a BNP recruiting video.

Make spunk, not war....

**tygrkhat40** · May 28th, 2015, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iFluke

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...afterlife.html

Doesnt say if mutual is haram

As you were - Carry on
x

I'm not going to listen to any advice about jerking off from a jerk off.

May 26th, 2015, 07:17 PM	#12
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Bloody hell. I must have tens of thousands of babies waiting for Daddy to turn up at the gates of paradise! Considering that I'll be expecting my welcoming committee of seventy-seven virgins though, it's not gonna be that bad... Abu Hamza probably cut his hand off to avoid being chased down by the Islamic CSA... Sneaky hook-handed git! __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Sharkhunter is in trouble then http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...6&postcount=49 __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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May 26th, 2015, 10:27 PM	#13
mitchspur Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,659 Thanks: 10,164 Thanked 87,379 Times in 5,774 Posts	Had one off the wrist once while I was suffering from a kidney stone!!! And it bled!!!! .............Or! does it mean I was having a period???????

May 26th, 2015, 11:18 PM	#14
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	What if you have a withered hand like Jeremy beadle ? . Or as David Brent put it a "wanking claw ". Will there be a load of small withered children waiting for you up there ?

May 28th, 2015, 07:43 AM	#18
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	to be serious for a mo boris johnson got into a bit of trouble for basically saying a lot of these jihadis are frustrated losers who cant get a girlfriend to save their lives . hardly needs wondering why theyre so frustrated and angry with the world when they get advice like this . grab a copy of mayfair and have a good knob twaddle . the world would probably be a more peaceful place

May 28th, 2015, 08:18 AM	#19
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,268 Thanks: 34,177 Thanked 26,750 Times in 2,159 Posts	... and why they are trying to entice these silly little girls to lie to, steal from and cheat their parents to run away and become 'brides' to some malodorous spotty erk from somewhere like Dalston, Manchester or Bradford with a beard who has probably never touched a woman, let alone married one. Then whey they discover it isn't islamic Butlin's or for a fortnight, want to "come home". What, the one you've denigrated so much? Bed, made. lie in it. I'd better stop before I sound like a BNP recruiting video. Make spunk, not war....