What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 14

**Jake Gittes** · November 23rd, 2015, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rodak

78. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

83. And women in prehistoric times shaved their legs and blow-dried their hair

Raquel Welsh in One Million Years B.C.

Estreeter · November 23rd, 2015, 09:26 AM

Female Russian spies are always knock out attractive

**Sir Honkers** · November 23rd, 2015, 11:57 AM

85: When you go on the run to clear your name, there's a clear, step by step process for doing it. You'll also meet a woman who believes in you when no one else does and who will be instrumental in proving your innocence and turn out to be the love of your life.
86: When the love interest tells the Superhero she loves someone else, it will be his secret alter-ego.
87: And she'll never notice they are never in the same room at the same time.

**gordian_knot** · November 23rd, 2015, 12:30 PM

88: The Spartans went into battle naked and wearing no armour (300).
89: William Wallace was a highlander who wore tartan and woad (Braveheart).
90: Getting knocked unconscious once a week has no detrimental effect on your brain or faculties. (Rockford Files - there were some movies).

Estreeter · November 23rd, 2015, 01:38 PM

91 It's more than likely a nerds name will be Eugene

hmir · November 23rd, 2015, 01:42 PM

92. The #1 thing I learned are that there are no ugly people in the movies!

Which is why I had to look for an alternate career!

**palo5** · November 23rd, 2015, 02:00 PM

93. Ugly people do play in movies -- this actor needed almost no makeup and got the lead role

(Nosferatu 1979)

Estreeter · November 23rd, 2015, 02:57 PM

94 When there's a major power failure and all the city sky scrapers lights go out, it happens in sequence

and you can hear it also

~~rodak~~ · November 23rd, 2015, 05:13 PM

95. If someone asks you if you're a god.. You Say YES!

96. Never cross the the streams!

Ghostbusters

**Jake Gittes** · November 23rd, 2015, 07:20 PM

97 Movie characters driving in the city will get to park wherever they like when they get to their destination.

Largo's intro scene in Thunderball!

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