Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 263

**trailmaster** · April 23rd, 2018, 12:36 PM

Estreeter only does his laundry every 4 months. He likes to wear dirty clothes. Since he has to wear special work clothes at the brick making factory he wears these nasty food stained undershirts under the work clothes. His wife is always berrating him for not putting on good clothes even when guests come over to their house, but Estreeter doesn't mind because most of his friends dress the same way. Estreeter only wears really good clothes when he meets his buddies for a round of golf and then dinner and drinks afterward.

**Arturo2nd** · April 23rd, 2018, 03:06 PM

Estreeter could not complete his last round of golf. He had to enter the concussion protocol when the windmill hit him in the head while putting.

**Greenman** · April 23rd, 2018, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

When Greenman heard the word "fisting", he thought it was about steroided dumb-hulks punching each other without gloves, not neanderthals testing if they could get their elbows into a vagina

I thought that too

No I thought it was a boxing term like chinning

**Mal Hombre** · April 23rd, 2018, 05:43 PM

When Greenman heard people talking about Dogging,He thought it meant travelling by sled..

**palo5** · April 23rd, 2018, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

When Greenman heard people talking about Dogging,He thought it meant travelling by sled..

I thought that too, but didn't know why a pornsite was interested, unless it was doing something horrible underground

Mal Hombre thought that "rimjob" meant cleaning his teacup

**Greenman** · April 23rd, 2018, 08:14 PM

palo5 is Putin's stunt double.
Mal Hombre earns his living rolling cigars on his thighs-the women won't let him near theirs!

**Tmee2020** · April 24th, 2018, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Trailmaster lost his virginity to his father's goat.

Trailmaster down at the pub:

"I blazed a trail across the Northwest as far as the Pacific Ocean.
Do they call me Trailmaster the great explorer? No chance.

I built a revolutionary new bridge in Central America, but do they call me Trailmaster the bridge builder? They don't do that either.

I designed, contracted and laid under budget the rail for the ICE from Cologne to Hamburg. Do they call me Trailmaster the railway engineer? No, they don't.

But fuck one goat!!!..."

Estreeter · April 24th, 2018, 12:20 PM

tmee2000

actually got knocked out by his avatar

**Arturo2nd** · April 24th, 2018, 01:10 PM

The National Organization of Women is preparing a special awards ceremony for MaxJoker

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...postcount=2631

Trailmaster is studying to be an Imam and plans to open a new mosque on the South Side.

Estreeter · April 24th, 2018, 02:38 PM

Hertz

Little known fact, he watches those daytime soaps, "Days Of Our Lives" "The Young and The Restless" "The Bold and The Beautiful", that's not the bad part, he's actually joined internet chat forums about them

Greenman mods them

April 23rd, 2018, 05:43 PM	#2624
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,187 Thanks: 773,298 Thanked 856,436 Times in 57,618 Posts	When Greenman heard people talking about Dogging,He thought it meant travelling by sled.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2018, 08:14 PM	#2626
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,589 Times in 19,356 Posts	palo5 is Putin's stunt double. Mal Hombre earns his living rolling cigars on his thighs-the women won't let him near theirs! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

April 24th, 2018, 12:20 PM	#2628
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	tmee2000 actually got knocked out by his avatar __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 24th, 2018, 02:38 PM	#2630
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	Hertz Little known fact, he watches those daytime soaps, "Days Of Our Lives" "The Young and The Restless" "The Bold and The Beautiful", that's not the bad part, he's actually joined internet chat forums about them Greenman mods them __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2018, 12:36 PM	#2621
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,933 Thanks: 1,329,465 Thanked 707,599 Times in 60,107 Posts	Estreeter only does his laundry every 4 months. He likes to wear dirty clothes. Since he has to wear special work clothes at the brick making factory he wears these nasty food stained undershirts under the work clothes. His wife is always berrating him for not putting on good clothes even when guests come over to their house, but Estreeter doesn't mind because most of his friends dress the same way. Estreeter only wears really good clothes when he meets his buddies for a round of golf and then dinner and drinks afterward.

April 23rd, 2018, 03:06 PM	#2622
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,627 Times in 8,946 Posts	Estreeter could not complete his last round of golf. He had to enter the concussion protocol when the windmill hit him in the head while putting.

April 24th, 2018, 01:10 PM	#2629
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,627 Times in 8,946 Posts	The National Organization of Women is preparing a special awards ceremony for MaxJoker http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...postcount=2631 Trailmaster is studying to be an Imam and plans to open a new mosque on the South Side.