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January 21st, 2018, 12:01 AM	#12931
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	I just learned that the field behind my house is a wheat field. I learned this when I found Will Wheaton in the middle of the field.

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January 21st, 2018, 10:17 AM	#12932
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	What do you call a husband and wife fishing? Rod and Annette (ps is it ok to post pictures with jokes/cartoons on this thread pease?)

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(is it ok to post pictures with jokes/cartoons on this thread pease?)

It's not prohibited... but bear in mind that, as with books-turned-into-movies, mental (or word-) pictures were often better.

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January 21st, 2018, 11:01 AM	#12934
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	To build my confidence, I went to a shopping mol and surveyed a 100 passing women with the question of " do you find me attractive"? I produced the pie chart below from the answers.

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January 21st, 2018, 11:13 AM

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a shopping mol

Was your Moll in Flanders?

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January 21st, 2018, 11:48 AM	#12936
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,688 Times in 1,280 Posts	I went to the pub last night and saw a big girl dancing on a table, I said to her, "Great legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so? " I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."

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January 21st, 2018, 12:40 PM	#12937
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	I can tell a girl's bra size by reading the label

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January 21st, 2018, 10:15 PM	#12938
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,774 Thanked 114,809 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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January 22nd, 2018, 09:22 AM	#12939
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,688 Times in 1,280 Posts	I saw my mate Dave this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted, "Where you off to Dave?" He said "I'm going to change a light bulb." I said that's gonna be a bit awkward isn't it? He replied "Not really, I've still got my receipt"

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January 22nd, 2018, 12:24 PM	#12940
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	I have a really great joke about communism, but it's only funny if everyone gets it

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