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Old February 10th, 2018, 10:52 PM   #10901
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1. New York - Alicia Keys
2. Englishman In New York - Sting
3. New York Groove - Hello
4. Another Rainy Day in New York City - Chicago
5. Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues feat.Kirsty McColl
6. The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
7. Back In New York City - Genesis
8. New York State of Mind - Billy Joel
9. New York Morning - Elbow
10. New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
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Old February 11th, 2018, 01:21 AM   #10902
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1. New York - Alicia Keys
2. Englishman In New York - Sting
3. New York Groove - Hello
4. Another Rainy Day in New York City - Chicago
5. Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues feat.Kirsty McColl
6. The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
7. Back In New York City - Genesis
8. New York State of Mind - Billy Joel
9. New York Morning - Elbow
10. New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
11.Wake Up In New York - Craig Armstrong & Evan Dando
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Old February 11th, 2018, 02:06 AM   #10903
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Song titles featuring New York

1. New York - Alicia Keys
2. Englishman In New York - Sting
3. New York Groove - Hello
4. Another Rainy Day in New York City - Chicago
5. Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues feat.Kirsty McColl
6. The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
7. Back In New York City - Genesis
8. New York State of Mind - Billy Joel
9. New York Morning - Elbow
10. New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
11.Wake Up In New York - Craig Armstrong & Evan Dando
12. Sunday In New York - Bobby Darin
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Old February 11th, 2018, 05:52 AM   #10904
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1. New York - Alicia Keys
2. Englishman In New York - Sting
3. New York Groove - Hello
4. Another Rainy Day in New York City - Chicago
5. Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues feat.Kirsty McColl
6. The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
7. Back In New York City - Genesis
8. New York State of Mind - Billy Joel
9. New York Morning - Elbow
10. New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
11.Wake Up In New York - Craig Armstrong & Evan Dando
12. Sunday In New York - Bobby Darin
13. New York New York (So Good They Named It Twice) by Gerard Kenny

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6. That single spern penetrating an egg
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Old February 11th, 2018, 11:45 AM   #10910
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5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
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