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Old February 10th, 2018, 09:59 PM   #5441
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Chopped tuna with mayo on rye bread or a multigrain roll?
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Multigrain roll. Rye is for spicy meats.

Basement rec room with bar and pool table or private swimming pool?
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Multigrain roll. Rye is for spicy meats.

Basement rec room with bar and pool table or private swimming pool?
Basement rec room with bar and pool table even though I don't drink and I don't play pool. To attract ladies though, fine, I can't swim well.

Coffee or energy drinks.
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American grown fruits or the same fruits imported?
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American. Google "unsanitary imports" if you want to know why.

Cigar box or shoebox?
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Snow in the winter or rain in the spring?
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Old February 17th, 2018, 09:19 PM   #5447
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Rain in the spring

When it rains do you or do you not always take an umbrella with you when going outside?
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No, do not.

Russians or Ukrainians?
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Do you like to hear the birdies singing during spring or is it just noise to you?
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