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301, So you're a vegetarian eh

Won't be an excuse to not suck my dick

3001: Just pretend its a carrot in a salad .. I'll provide the dressing!

Stick Out Tongue

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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,457 Times in 36,682 Posts	Just a heads up people, Max accidentally typed post number 300 instead of 3000 -- but we are now actually up to post number 3003. __________________

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3007: Honey, would you brush your teeth, it stinks like onion

.... Really, please do it now Honey, with that onion breath you won't get the full effect of my garlic and fish breath

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