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September 30th, 2016, 02:35 PM | #2011 |
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2039: You never complained about the size of my dick before. How do you think you got those buck teeth!
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September 30th, 2016, 10:27 PM | #2012 |
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2040 What's the icepick for?
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October 1st, 2016, 05:35 PM | #2013 |
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2041 ~ Arrrrrgh !
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October 2nd, 2016, 09:18 AM | #2014 |
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October 2nd, 2016, 10:29 AM | #2015 |
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Your pussy is slack. I have said that without thinking.
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October 2nd, 2016, 11:31 AM | #2016 |
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2044 Hey, I got a new position we should try, saw it today, was studying the apes at the zoo and thought I'd try it on you since you're close enough to one
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October 2nd, 2016, 05:32 PM | #2017 |
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October 3rd, 2016, 01:14 AM | #2018 |
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2045: One! One pussy... Two! Two titties... Three! Three toes...
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2046 Please count the number of thrusts I do, when it get's to 7, tell me to stop, that should be plenty till my next birthday
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2047 # Is that you darling , or are you storing out of date pigs livers under the bed ?
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