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August 14th, 2016, 02:36 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,861 Times in 60,322 Posts	The Smartass Thread Simple, Ask any question you want and a member can reply with a smartarse answer. Or just post anything smartass EG Why was my post removed ? Because I had better things to do, but chose that instead 1st Question Should I donate to charity ??? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 14th, 2016, 02:51 PM

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Should I donate to Charity ???

So that's what they call it these days!

Do I have to file my taxes?

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Do I have to file my taxes?

What ? You think I'll do it got ya

Would anyone be so kind and loan me $5

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August 14th, 2016, 06:06 PM

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Would anyone be so kind and loan me $5

I could "lend" you a punch in the mouth

If I said you had a beautiful body..?

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August 14th, 2016, 07:59 PM	#5
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,618 Times in 4,154 Posts	Then you'd be a lying cnut...!! Do you know the way to San Jose..?? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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August 14th, 2016, 10:36 PM	#8
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,618 Times in 4,154 Posts	I didn't know your cord had bust and needed replacing? Can you solve a riddle...? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,618 Times in 4,154 Posts	"Never look a gift horse in the mouth!" .. not that I make a habit of inspecting free horse teeth..??? Did you know that Ken Dodd's dads' dog's dead..? (say it faster you lazy gits!) __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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