Paul's Little Household Hints - Page 4

MaxJoker · August 19th, 2010, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEB JORDAN FAN

If Ur Windows R Dirty Clean Them.

But if they're not dirty , try rubbing pig grease and ash on them for that traditional been dead nine years and nobody gives a shit look

Estreeter · August 19th, 2010, 06:09 PM

Hire one of these

**nevermind** · August 21st, 2010, 02:39 PM

To avoid and destroy weed in your garden, yo can easily use vinegar.
It helps against almost any kind of weed..

Unlike all the expensive stuff there is on the market, vinegar
is cheap and save...

Even the Strawberries get a full and rich color..
(Just poking fun)

Estreeter · August 21st, 2010, 02:48 PM

Here's a cool idea if ya like keeping your yard clean
Throw all your trash over your neighbors fence,

**otokonomidori** · August 21st, 2010, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Here's a cool idea if ya like keeping your yard clean
Throw all your trash over your neighbors fence,

It's true - I hurl my dog's shit [using a spade -not with my bare hands] in to my neighbour's bushes when he's not looking -the neighbour that is, not the dog, who doesn't seem to care what I do with his shit - plenty more where that came from is his attitude.

**rotobott** · August 21st, 2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

It's true - I hurl my dog's shit [using a spade -not with my bare hands] in to my neighbour's bushes when he's not looking -the neighbour that is, not the dog, who doesn't seem to care what I do with his shit - plenty more where that came from is his attitude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvasilj

Here's a cool idea if ya like keeping your yard clean
Throw all your trash over your neighbors fence,

Whilst I always knew this was a close knit forum, I didn't realise we were neighbours as well.

**nevermind** · August 21st, 2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

It's true - I hurl my dog's shit [using a spade -not with my bare hands] in to my neighbour's bushes when he's not looking -the neighbour that is, not the dog, who doesn't seem to care what I do with his shit - plenty more where that came from is his attitude.

Now that you mentioned shit.!!!
what to think of this thing in your household...

Just wondering if it is "gay proof"...

.

Estreeter · August 23rd, 2010, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevermind

Just wondering if it is "gay proof"...
.

I'll send my neighbors round too your place, they'll let ya know

And on a similar smelly subject, always let the dog in the house, so when ya fart, there's Rover to blame

MaxJoker · August 23rd, 2010, 03:33 PM

Handy do`s and don`ts when dealing with a chip pan fire !

Don`t

Add more potatoes
Try blowing it out , because that only works if there's frosting under the flames
Waste time changing your pants
Light your fag by it
Heat up some more oil then throw it over the fire in an attempt to " Sweat it out"
Leave it and go down the chippy

Do

Get a wet cloth and throw it over the pan , turn the heat off and make yourself a sandwich.

**otokonomidori** · August 23rd, 2010, 04:08 PM

Don't think you can save money repairing leaks in your garage roof yourself - get someone who knows what they are doing - ie not me!.

Here's one I did earlier!
Now i've got a swimming pool in which I can park a car.

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otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Apres Mois Le Deluge Don't think you can save money repairing leaks in your garage roof yourself - get someone who knows what they are doing - ie not me!. Here's one I did earlier! Now i've got a swimming pool in which I can park a car.

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