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Old December 19th, 2015, 07:35 PM   #1661
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Colin,When You said You had a huge trouser snake..
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Old December 20th, 2015, 11:54 AM   #1662
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Who ordered the lap dancing she male guys ?
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Old December 20th, 2015, 02:30 PM   #1663
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Old December 20th, 2015, 06:55 PM   #1664
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When you say him kiss my ass. He say go to hell I can kiss my own ass



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dayum, ... he posted my high school pic with my nerd hard up horny buds ... LOL

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Despite the obvious, Klementina still couldn't figure out why "IT" smelled like fish.
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With these crazy guys the party was still raging on into the early hours of the evening...
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Old December 21st, 2015, 01:00 AM   #1669
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