What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 116

**Silicone Carne** · October 4th, 2018, 05:02 PM

He was just a R.I.P-off.

**Paddy Bog** · October 4th, 2018, 11:03 PM

I'll borrow some lines from Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson on "Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New Day":

Well, do you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real and in the present tense?
Or that everybody's on the stage, and it seems like you're the only person sitting in the audience?

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2018, 04:50 PM

Only ever committed outright mass genocide

**Mal Hombre** · October 13th, 2018, 05:09 PM

Tis a matter of no small pride,
That He smells better now,
Than before he died...

**sandhunter** · October 14th, 2018, 05:14 PM

Always ordered the triple cheese burger with large fries (chips) at the local grill

MaxJoker · December 4th, 2018, 05:28 PM

Refused to admit was the new Jesus

**muggly** · December 4th, 2018, 05:32 PM

I thought I asked you to give my body to the scientists, especially to the young fit female ones.

**Mister Fide** · December 4th, 2018, 08:47 PM

Did somebody turn the lights off?

**muggly** · December 4th, 2018, 11:02 PM

I think the last words for many people are "Oh Shit", especially as so many people die on the toilet.

bigdog69 · December 6th, 2018, 02:16 AM

Next time around, no more Mr. nice guy.

October 4th, 2018, 05:02 PM	#1151
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October 13th, 2018, 04:50 PM	#1153
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly , and still they branded him a criminal ? Only ever committed outright mass genocide __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 13th, 2018, 05:09 PM	#1154
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,787 Times in 57,565 Posts	Tis a matter of no small pride, That He smells better now, Than before he died... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 14th, 2018, 05:14 PM	#1155
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,314 Times in 13,886 Posts	Never Skimped Always ordered the triple cheese burger with large fries (chips) at the local grill

December 4th, 2018, 05:28 PM	#1156
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Since took it as a given you`d all have Oy Vey fucking figured it out already Refused to admit was the new Jesus __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 4th, 2018, 11:03 PM	#1152
Paddy Bog Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Beyond the Pale Posts: 959 Thanks: 44,544 Thanked 56,840 Times in 1,013 Posts	I'll borrow some lines from Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson on "Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New Day": Well, do you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real and in the present tense? Or that everybody's on the stage, and it seems like you're the only person sitting in the audience?

December 4th, 2018, 05:32 PM	#1157
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,629 Times in 683 Posts	I thought I asked you to give my body to the scientists, especially to the young fit female ones.

December 4th, 2018, 08:47 PM	#1158
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Did somebody turn the lights off?

December 4th, 2018, 11:02 PM	#1159
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,629 Times in 683 Posts	I think the last words for many people are "Oh Shit", especially as so many people die on the toilet.

December 6th, 2018, 02:16 AM	#1160
bigdog69 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 204 Thanks: 42,175 Thanked 2,437 Times in 200 Posts	Next time around, no more Mr. nice guy.