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Old October 25th, 2013, 02:45 PM   #41
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A few sci-fi titles to be going on with:

The Incredible Two Headed Dick
Invasion Of The Dick Girls
The Dick That Time Forgot
H.G.Wells' The Shape Of Dicks To Come
Mystery Of The Third Dick
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Old October 25th, 2013, 03:07 PM   #42
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They Saved Hitler's Dick
The Man With Two Dicks
The Dick That Saved Christmas
The Dick From 20,000 Fathoms
An American Dick In London
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Old October 25th, 2013, 04:13 PM   #43
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I Never Sang For My Dick
Pee-wee's Big Dick
The Greatest Dick On Earth
Cool Hand Dick
The Hurt Dick
In The Name Of The Dick
Desperately Seeking Dick
And When Did You Last See Your Dick?
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Old October 25th, 2013, 05:46 PM   #44
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Here's a few more ....

The Creeping Dick
Dawn of the Dick
Dick House Down
The Lone Dick
Scary Dick (1 thru 5)
The Blair Dick Project
Dickzilla vs. MechaDickzilla
Clash of the Dicks
Little Big Dick
6 Days, 7 Dicks
Planes, Trains, & Dicks
Uncle Dick
Forrest Dick
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Old October 25th, 2013, 06:53 PM   #45
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Or we could do Stanley Kubrick...

Dr. StrangeDick
2001: A Dick Odyssey

(Actually those sound like real porn movies )

A Clockwork Dick
Full Metal Dick
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Some more:
Broken Dick
Top Dick
Star Trek II The Wrath Of Dick
Enter The Dick
The Big Dick
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With Halloween coming up soon:

The Beast With A Million Dicks
The Dick That Couldn't Die
The Curse Of King Tut's Dick
Friday The 13th part VIII- Jason Takes Dick
The Last Dick On The Left
I Spit On Your Dick
The Haunted Dick Of Horror
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Old October 26th, 2013, 03:07 PM   #48
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Thor: The Dick World
Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Dick
The Elephant Dick
Elvira: Mistress Of The Dick
A Shot In The Dick
A Dick Of Their Own
He's Just Not That Into Dick
The Dick Dick

Al Pacino season:
Dog Dick Afternoon
Dick Of A Woman
...And Dick For All
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Dick Me In St. Louis
Year Of The Dick
Lust For Dick
A Touch Of Dick
TouchingThe Dick
The Third Dick
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